Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 16

Thread: Prank Ideas, We have 3 hours before women get home, we need ideas.

  1. #1
    Join Date
    7th May 2010 - 19:43
    Bike
    2004 SV1K
    Location
    Dunedin
    Posts
    2,103

    Prank Ideas, We have 3 hours before women get home, we need ideas.

    Ok,
    Here is the story Tigertim and I have the house to ourselves and both of the women are at work till 9, so in our wisdom, have decided to prank them,
    but we need Ideas!
    We dont want anything to cause any pain, or damage because fuck meeeee we would never hear the end of it.
    Ideas?

  2. #2
    Join Date
    4th May 2006 - 22:17
    Bike
    1987 GPX 250
    Location
    New Zealand
    Posts
    3,445
    Be having a root on the couch when they come home. You decide whos turn it is to be the girl.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    14th July 2008 - 15:04
    Bike
    2012 Triumph Rocket III Touring
    Location
    Pukekohe (not Auckland!)
    Posts
    391
    bet they usually go to the loo as soon as they get home? Gladwrap over the bowl.

    "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin

  4. #4
    Join Date
    13th September 2011 - 16:22
    Bike
    2021 KTM 690 SMC R
    Location
    Dunedin
    Posts
    93
    Wash the dishes and fold the laundry- they will FREAK OUT!

  5. #5
    Join Date
    31st March 2005 - 02:18
    Bike
    CB919, 1090R, R1200GSA
    Location
    East Aucks
    Posts
    10,498
    Blog Entries
    140
    Could always do a classic, like a toy mouse in the cupboard?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    7th May 2010 - 19:43
    Bike
    2004 SV1K
    Location
    Dunedin
    Posts
    2,103
    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Be having a root on the couch when they come home. You decide whos turn it is to be the girl.
    Been there, done that.

    Quote Originally Posted by munster View Post
    bet they usually go to the loo as soon as they get home? Gladwrap over the bowl.
    doable but it involves going into the kitchen

    Quote Originally Posted by misterO View Post
    Wash the dishes and fold the laundry- they will FREAK OUT!
    again, Doable, but they have already done this for us.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    Could always do a classic, like a toy mouse in the cupboard?
    Good idea, dont think it would get a very good reaction out of Tims wife, my misses will shit bricks though.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    30th August 2006 - 21:44
    Bike
    Triple Delight
    Location
    Mangakino
    Posts
    7,040
    Send them a few texts saying you have gone out for a few drinks. Make the texts seem you are getting really pissed. Put a note on the front door saying you did get them some food, it is in the oven, not sure what time you will be home. Make sure all the lights are off and the house unlocked and windows open. Hide

    Scare the bejesus out of them by leaping out of the dark at them from the most unexpeced place. Hopefully they will be sufficiently pissed off you have gone out to not twig until you have actually managed to get them to scream

    Make sure you have cold wine in the fridge for afterwards

    Best of luck, let us know how it goes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

  8. #8
    Join Date
    13th December 2008 - 18:22
    Bike
    Your mom
    Location
    Christchurch
    Posts
    3,901
    Hide behind the front door wearing a balaclava and be armed with either a machete or (unloaded) firearm of some sort.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    21st August 2004 - 12:00
    Bike
    2017 Suzuki Dl1000
    Location
    Picton
    Posts
    5,177
    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake View Post
    Ok,
    Here is the story Tigertim and I have the house to ourselves and both of the women are at work till 9, so in our wisdom, have decided to prank them,
    but we need Ideas!
    We dont want anything to cause any pain, or damage because fuck meeeee we would never hear the end of it.
    Ideas?
    Swap rooms (only the female gear) and see if they notice.
    Time to ride

  10. #10
    Join Date
    2nd December 2009 - 13:51
    Bike
    A brmm, brmm one
    Location
    Upper-Upper Hutt
    Posts
    2,153
    if you can make it all the way to the kitchen, gladwrap across the doorway is always a cheap laugh
    Science Is But An Organized System Of Ignorance
    "Pornography: The thing with billions of views that nobody watches" - WhiteManBehindADesk

  11. #11
    Join Date
    13th November 2011 - 15:32
    Bike
    '09 Bandit 1250s
    Location
    Hamilton
    Posts
    2,135
    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Send them a few texts saying you have gone out for a few drinks. Make the texts seem you are getting really pissed. Put a note on the front door saying you did get them some food, it is in the oven, not sure what time you will be home. Make sure all the lights are off and the house unlocked and windows open. Hide

    Scare the bejesus out of them by leaping out of the dark at them from the most unexpeced place. Hopefully they will be sufficiently pissed off you have gone out to not twig until you have actually managed to get them to scream

    Make sure you have cold wine in the fridge for afterwards

    Best of luck, let us know how it goes.
    That one! haha I'm keen to try that one to my flatmates now haha

  12. #12
    Join Date
    13th December 2008 - 18:22
    Bike
    Your mom
    Location
    Christchurch
    Posts
    3,901

  13. #13
    Join Date
    12th September 2009 - 16:14
    Bike
    .
    Location
    .
    Posts
    1,750

  14. #14
    Join Date
    5th December 2009 - 12:32
    Bike
    Yes
    Location
    Yes
    Posts
    3,283
    Come round mine and pick them up.

    They're worn out.

  15. #15
    Join Date
    14th April 2005 - 12:00
    Bike
    1990 Yamaha Virago XV1100
    Location
    Dunedin
    Posts
    3,685
    So - what happened...?
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •