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    no offence taken or intended old fella................better attempt this time but not really a concise answer i feel
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Good answer, Grandpa. And, I am surprised, it was an answer, not a response...

    Take any so-called miracles (which are just shit that no-one could explain at the time) out of it, and what you are left with is not much more than Aesop's Fables...a book of stories about morals.
    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Hi Grandpa...I expect that you will give what you believe to be an answer, but will in fact be a response.
    I also expect that you will have had a great weekend yourself.

    Now for the question.

    Am I right?
    You're welcome...

    However I do still recommend personal study as many apparent anomolies can be resolved with independent, open-minded study. It has been an absorbing 35 years+ for me and I have learned an incredible amount of history, archaeology, languages and religion.

    Consider that there is virtually nothing at all about the mainstream churches that is in agreement with the Bible. Every single doctrine or teaching of the church contradicts what the Bible says. The Trinity, Hellfire, the Immortality of the human soul, the Clergy v. Laity class, celibacy, Easter, Xmas... all are not from the scriptures but from Pagan religious traditions and beliefs. Beware of anyone who claims anything about the Bible without personal knowledge and references to back up what they say.
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    I seem to have misplaced the question about paint rollers and the excess paint apparent in the cleaning of them.

    The reason for this is, of course, that the cleaning fluid, whether water or paint thinners, does thin the paint and cause it to spread further, diluting and adding unhelpful volume to it.

    This natural phenomonen has been oft exploited by unscrupulous tradesmen to make more money from their unwitting customers, whereby they can cover the same area of the building with less actual paint applied.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    You're welcome...

    However I do still recommend personal study as many apparent anomolies can be resolved with independent, open-minded study. It has been an absorbing 35 years+ for me and I have learned an incredible amount of history, archaeology, languages and religion.

    Consider that there is virtually nothing at all about the mainstream churches that is in agreement with the Bible. Every single doctrine or teaching of the church contradicts what the Bible says. The Trinity, Hellfire, the Immortality of the human soul, the Clergy v. Laity class, celibacy, Easter, Xmas... all are not from the scriptures but from Pagan religious traditions and beliefs. Beware of anyone who claims anything about the Bible without personal knowledge and references to back up what they say.
    The Da Vinci Code is a work of non-fiction, right? After all, it is full of easily verifiable facts...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    The Da Vinci Code is a work of non-fiction, right? After all, it is full of easily verifiable facts...
    ROFL... Much like KB, eh?
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    You're asking? Is Grandpa confusing me with himself?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    You're asking? Is Grandpa confusing me with himself?
    Grandpa often confuses himself..
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    If his and hers KY jelly is designed to give an extra turbo boost to sex when mixed together, what combo should honda owners use?
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingcrocodile46 View Post
    If his and hers KY jelly is designed to give an extra turbo boost to sex when mixed together, what combo should honda owners use?
    ... they dont need them kinda things to get their rocks off...they've got a Honda...

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingcrocodile46 View Post
    If his and hers KY jelly is designed to give an extra turbo boost to sex when mixed together, what combo should honda owners use?
    Like most marketing campaigns the KY Jelly advertisments are designed to appeal much the way all marketing campaigns are, in that the suggestion is if you do not buy this product you are missing out on something beneficial and necessary, relying on the placebo effect to endorse its effectiveness.

    We live in an artificial world that insists we are incapable of achieving happiness and fulfillment without artificial aids.

    Unless you are a sad case and are making love to your motorcycle, it is irrelevant what brand of bike you ride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingcrocodile46 View Post
    If his and hers KY jelly is designed to give an extra turbo boost to sex when mixed together, what combo should honda owners use?
    On that note.....

    GRANDPA!!!!! HOW DOES ONE GET LIQUID NAILS OFF THEIR PENIS!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    On that note.....

    GRANDPA!!!!! HOW DOES ONE GET LIQUID NAILS OFF THEIR PENIS!!!!!
    The mind boggles as to why one would apply liquid nails to one's penis!

    Also are you referring to the carpentry liquid nails or the women's finger liquid nails, as there are two options here, (three if it gets desperate...).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    The mind boggles as to why one would apply liquid nails to one's penis!

    Also are you referring to the carpentry liquid nails or the women's finger liquid nails, as there are two options here, (three if it gets desperate...).
    " the women's finger liquid nails" and now it starts to make a bit more sense. You should ensure it is dry before engaging.
    If it is the other I know some say they love their hobby but I always took that figuratively

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