Well, sitting here in 26 degree heat with a JD&Coke and a bowl of cashew nuts just chillaxing.
normajeane is working A 12-hour night-shift so I have the place to myself...woo-hoo, no having to put up with drunken young yobbos and belligerent slack-jawed mouth-breathing lackwits.
And no being accosted by aged snaggle-toothed crones with poorly dyed hair who normally lurch up, take a long drag on their smoke and say in a voice like Selma from the Simpsons "Cor, I like a man in uniform, c'mon love, give us a kiss for new year eh!" (and giving my arse a grope while doing so)
Happy New Year all you losers stuck at home and on KB!!
(Ferked if I know how I ended up on normajeanes log-in??)
Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes!
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