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  1. 7th January 2012, 14:28 #1
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    Cock tattoo gives dude permanent semi

    http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2...anent-erection

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  2. 7th January 2012, 14:48 #2
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    He could make a lot of money by being a male hooker. Fat chicks need loving too (or so I have been told).
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  3. 7th January 2012, 18:29 #3
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    The tattoist must have been going hard on for that to happen.
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    "He was left with a permanent semi-erection"

    "Since the fellow is still able to have sex, and achieve a more-or-less normal erection"

    that more or less bit would have me a tad concerned...
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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  5. 7th January 2012, 21:18 #5
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    Dead things go stiff. Perhaps his is dying.
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    Happened to a close relation of mine, caused by an accidental crushing against a horse saddle pommel.

    Once the laughter and jokes subsided (which go on seemingly forever) we all realised he was actually in serious trouble!

    Took ages to return to normal and was extremely painful for him!

    The jokes and crass comments were even more painful for his wife! True story!

    Personally I found it difficult to keep my mouth closed on the jokes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    He could make a lot of money by being a male hooker. Fat chicks need loving too (or so I have been told).
    They do bro, trust me.


    I have a permanent semi, I don't see the problem?
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Happened to a close relation of mine, caused by an accidental crushing against a horse saddle pommel.

    Once the laughter and jokes subsided (which go on seemingly forever) we all realised he was actually in serious trouble!

    Took ages to return to normal and was extremely painful for him!

    The jokes and crass comments were even more painful for his wife! True story!

    Personally I found it difficult to keep my mouth closed on the jokes!
    Oddly enough you'd think this sort of injury could be common among motorcyclists.
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  9. 8th January 2012, 08:13 #9
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    As a sufferer of AGE (with complications) one of the symptoms is a semi permanent flat!
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