Police Recruitment Office inundated with record number of applicants

**Stirts** · 12th January 2012, 09:33

Police patrols will be briefed to check out anyone seen unescorted with obviously enhanced breasts, and are undergoing emergency training to identify them with a special squeeze.”

Local police have fully embraced the move, and are apparently delighted to assist.

http://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/20566-...t-warning.html

**avgas** · 12th January 2012, 09:38

Safety Minister Ophelia Bapps
I wonder if she knows Surgeon General Mihandis Rhubbanyu?

**mashman** · 12th January 2012, 09:42

I feel a new company coming on, amongst other things... InspecTit. $50 to get yer breasts checked by a professional.

**HenryDorsetCase** · 12th January 2012, 09:47

Originally Posted by mashman

I feel a new company coming on, amongst other things... InspecTit. $50 to get yer breasts checked by a professional.

I'm, er, semi pro: $45!

**skippa1** · 12th January 2012, 10:07

is it wrong to like holding warm avocados in the supermarket?

just asking

**Stirts** · 12th January 2012, 10:25

Originally Posted by mashman

I feel a new company coming on, amongst other things... InspecTit. $50 to get yer breasts checked by a professional.

And the Company Jingle is "Titty Titty Bang Bang"?

**Stirts** · 12th January 2012, 10:39

Originally Posted by skippa1

is it wrong to like holding warm avocados in the supermarket?

just asking

Very wrong, avocados are the "bee stings" in the titty world

**skippa1** · 12th January 2012, 10:44

Originally Posted by Stirts

Very wrong, avocados are the "bee stings" in the titty world

from tittys to beasting????

**mashman** · 12th January 2012, 10:56

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

I'm, er, semi pro: $45!

ha ha haaaaaa... been to a tattooist lately

Originally Posted by Stirts

And the Company Jingle is "Titty Titty Bang Bang"?

ha ha haaaaaa bloody brilliant

**Stirts** · 12th January 2012, 10:56

Originally Posted by skippa1

from tittys to beasting????

Beasting? if your into that, then sure

**skippa1** · 12th January 2012, 11:07

Originally Posted by Stirts

Beasting? if your into that, then sure

Always......I always take it one step too far.....

**The Lone Rider** · 12th January 2012, 13:36

Since when did breast implants move back to using silicon inserts, instead of the safe and non-toxic saline bags?

**Edbear** · 12th January 2012, 13:46

Originally Posted by skippa1

is it wrong to like holding warm avocados in the supermarket?

just asking

You should ask Grandpa...

**Stirts** · 12th January 2012, 14:18

Originally Posted by The Lone Rider

Since when did breast implants move back to using silicon inserts, instead of the safe and non-toxic saline bags?

Farked if I know, but from what I have read they still do. However, throughout most countries, it has to be certain grade of silicon. PIP was found to use unapproved industrial-grade silicon.

**The Lone Rider** · 12th January 2012, 14:29

Originally Posted by Stirts

Farked if I know, but from what I have read they still do. However, throughout most countries, it has to be certain grade of silicon. PIP was found to use unapproved industrial-grade silicon.

Fake implants feel lame as is. Silicon ones are fuckin shit to feel. Rotten potato to the touch.