Police Recruitment Office inundated with record number of applicants

[Stirts]

Rotten potato to the touch.

So how many rotten potatos have you titty fucked then?

[The Lone Rider]

So how many rotten potatos have you titty fucked then?

"Touch" is what I said.

[avgas]

So how many rotten potatos have you titty fucked then?

Not enough. You volunteering?

[skippa1]

so we are back in the fruit and vege department then?

[Stirts]

Not enough. You volunteering?

[Laava]

Yeah, nah, that doesn't appeal to me.

[skippa1]

looks pretty dirty

[HenryDorsetCase]

So how many rotten potatos have you titty fucked then?

two at a time with a bit of mayonnaise for lubrication is the usual thing.

[Stirts]

two at a time with a bit of mayonnaise for lubrication is the usual thing.

Mental note; don't eat the potato salad with meat sauce if HDC is around.

[The Lone Rider]

Mental note; don't eat the potato salad with meat sauce if HDC is around.

Didn't you know that's how potato salad is made? The short phrase is "tossing the salad". Most people drop the word "potato" from the phrase because it's easier to say.