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    Silly old bag on tv2

    driving on motorway in 1st gear, set her car on fire,............time to hand in ya licence grandma

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimO View Post
    driving on motorway in 1st gear, set her car on fire,............time to hand in ya licence grandma
    I feel for the gearbox!
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    Was up in CH-CH today and going around the roundabout at the Airport to go down Memorial ave this old girl decides not to givewayShe just about shat herself when she realized she had fucked up..eyes like saucers.
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    What cracked me up was that she was pissed off with people not telling her that her car was popping out steam from under the bonnet while the Laser was doing 11,000rpm in 1st gear !!!
    And also that the insurance paid out....!!!


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    Just goes to prove that the

    "One little old lady owner. Only driven to chuch on Sundays"

    cars should be avoided like the plague
    =mjc=
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    A few years back in 'merca a 'mature' young lady purchased a Moto Guzzi Nevada. The engine expired horribly soon after on the freeway... Thats odd everyone went - Moto Guzzis are quirky and odd and all but usually a little more reliable than that! The engine was replaced under warrenty (of course) and much to everyones horror the second engine also failed...

    OMG - Moto Guzzi must issue a recall - there is obviously something terribly wrong and the sky is falling wailed the internet.

    Some other person thought to ask a few questions.... This lady was new to motorcycles and had just completed her basic training course in a car park 9as you do) where they only used 1st and second gear...... erm.... No one had ever told her there were more of them in there....

    Most were amazed the plucky little Guzzi went as far as it did......

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim.cox View Post
    Just goes to prove that the

    "One little old lady owner. Only driven to church on Sundays"

    cars (and bikes) should be avoided like the plague
    I have a bike for sale "One little old man owner/rider" ... So, not a good look eh! (Sigh, note to ones self, avoid "little old owner" comments in advertising!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    I have a bike for sale "One little old man owner/rider" ... So, not a good look eh! (Sigh, note to ones self, avoid "little old owner" comments in advertising!)
    I thought I might advertise a bike as having had "one grumpy old grampa" owner. Maybe I oughta think again too?

    (At least I do use all six gears...)
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    umm............6 gears you say
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemad View Post
    umm............6 gears you say
    Yes. Six. That's all there are...I have tried many times to find that elusive 7th gear but to no avail...
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