Bitches and makeup

[mashman]

Have you thought that there might be hot guy on the check out at new world that she wants to impress???

Eh? she's got me and what more could any woman want... oh, hang on

[mashman]

It's weird though that even though you tell her that she looks better without it but she still puts it on. Why? Who for? Doesn't your opinion matter most?

Ps - ya should have done a poll!

I'm guessing her opinion is more important... bloody shocker.

Nahhhh... to many women around to skew the results

[ducatilover]

Wainuiomata?

I grew up there and I can tell you, them bitches ain't shit.

I'm home with the downeys!

[PrincessBandit]

The thing with makeup is that in order to look dropdead gorgeous (a la "magazine shot styles") it has to be on pretty heavily - from a distance it looks fab but irl, up close, it looks hideous. Some not unlike clowns who have escaped from the circus.

As I've gotten older I actually wear less. This is for two reasons. (1) I don't think I'm as vain, or worry so much about what people think of my appearance to the same degree and (2) I can't be fagged fart-arsing around "painting" my mug. My face is lucky if it gets eyeliner and mascara whenever I feel then need to 'tart up'.

[JustNick]

You will never convince sheilas to not wear makeup. Makeup to a sheila is what ATGATT is to some bikers - it's like donning armour to keep them safe.

[Oblivion]

When it looks like they have a black-eye, they've gone too far with the mascara.

A little is fine, A lot is awful

[Red39]

Eh? she's got me and what more could any woman want... oh, hang on

You're absolutely right. What was I thinking? You can't improve on perfection eh!!

[mashman]

You're absolutely right. What was I thinking? You can't improve on perfection eh!!

Well I can't think what else it would be

[scumdog]

A lot of you just don't 'get' women, do you??

(Must be young'uns)

[SMOKEU]

A lot of you just don't 'get' women, do you??

(Must be young'uns)

And you do 'get' them? Please explain.

[scumdog]

And you do 'get' them? Please explain.

Can't.

But in about another 30 years you'll suddenly go "ohhhhh...so THAT'S what he was taling about!"

[mashman]

But in about another 30 years you'll suddenly go "ohhhhh...so THAT'S what he was taling about!"

another 30 years of this shit

[tigertim20]

Just flicking through Stars without Make-up and reckon 90% of the women look finer without make-up. Now I've often told my wife something similar, but she won't buy it and almost melts down at the suggestion that not putting on lippy n shit won't make a blind difference to the rest of the world. Obviously it's about how she feels, but bitch be finer without the slap imho... is that grounds for me to beat the stupid notion out of her?

Bitches, you look better without the shit on yer face.

Now, I agree with a large part of your post. the old saying comes to mind "Ive never taken a pig to bed, but Ive woken up with a few" springs to mind. its like buying a nice car, then finding rust and shit under the paint . . .

anyway then I noticed this part of your post...

Bitches, you look better without the shit on yer face.

and I thought to myself, well, it all depends on whats on her face and how it got there doesnt it . . . IYKWIM

[tigertim20]

They usually look better with a little bit of make up, just not done excessively. Moderation is the key.

A swamp donkey. Lol. Where would you find one of them then?

In SMOKEU's bed on most SUnday mornings after a nigh on the piss in town . . .

When it looks like they have a black-eye, they've gone too far with the mascara.

unless they've been talking back, in which case it might be the other way around

And you do 'get' them? Please explain.

of course he fuckin does!
He has the uniform AND the handcuffs!

[Red39]

Now, I agree with a large part of your post. the old saying comes to mind "Ive never taken a pig to bed, but Ive woken up with a few" springs to mind. its like buying a nice car, then finding rust and shit under the paint . . .

anyway then I noticed this part of your post...

and I thought to myself, well, it all depends on whats on her face and how it got there doesnt it . . . IYKWIM

Bwahhh haa haa - rude boy!