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  1. 22nd January 2012, 19:18 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red39 View Post
    Bwahhh haa haa - rude boy!
    C'mon, ya musta seen that coming...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    C'mon, ya musta seen that coming...
    Wish I'd said it that's all.....too slow today
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    C'mon, ya musta seen that coming...
    you must spread...
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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
    you must spread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red39 View Post
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    Like legs. It is a make up thread after all...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red39 View Post
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    not something red, jesus!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
    not something red, jesus!!!

    Too unpalatable? Lol
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    Bukkake? Or is that not make-up?
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  9. 22nd January 2012, 21:15 #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    A lot of you just don't 'get' women, do you??

    (Must be young'uns)
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    RE: "Without" makeup?

    90% of stars in that site slideshow seems to have got makeups on.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    The thing with makeup is that in order to look dropdead gorgeous (a la "magazine shot styles") it has to be on pretty heavily - from a distance it looks fab but irl, up close, it looks hideous. Some not unlike clowns who have escaped from the circus.
    I think almost all makeup looks hideous tbh.

    Quote Originally Posted by JustNick View Post
    You will never convince sheilas to not wear makeup. Makeup to a sheila is what ATGATT is to some bikers - it's like donning armour to keep them safe.
    To some sheilas... my wife hardly ever wears makeup, and if she does it's minimal. Not big on perfumes etc. either. Suits me, although she's tough to buy presents for!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
    of course he fuckin does!
    He has the uniform AND the handcuffs!
    Apparently not always with the uniform. (or anything else)
    it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
    those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    My face is lucky if it gets eyeliner and mascara whenever I feel then need to 'tart up'.
    Infidel!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
    its like buying a nice car, then finding rust and shit under the paint. .
    ha ha haaaaaa ... rusty body with shit under the paint? sounds like a few women that used to grab at the tie whilst workin in Paisley (clip-on ties FTW)
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    90% of stars in that site slideshow seems to have got makeups on.
    Indeed. The only one they really caught there was Tori Spelling and she obviously uses makeup to try not to look like the plastic surgery victim she is.

    I think Hayden Panetierre might have been caught out and the worst you can say about her is that she looked a bit ordinary.

    The rest of them had all managed to leave the house with lip gloss (or pale pink lippy) and foundation.
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