I've fixed the terrorist problem.

**JohnBoy** · 22nd July 2005, 22:16

Originally Posted by White trash

How's this for an idea. Next round of bombings (God forbid but bear with me), Helen Clarke says, "Mmmmm, terrorists. I wanna suck their man sausies"

Problem solved, no more bombings.

hey.. we could just improve on that theroy a little and just send uncle Helen over there to sort em out?? i don't know about some but that would put the shits up me if i knew she was coming

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**WINJA** · 22nd July 2005, 22:24

I KNOW WHAT SCARES ME, SOME TELECOM DUDE TRAMPLED AND DUG UP MY AUNTYS TARO PATCH ........ OH BOY

**MikeL** · 22nd July 2005, 22:32

Originally Posted by JohnBoy

that would put the shits up me if i knew she was coming

!

Strange power this mere woman has, to cause such fear and loathing.
Now if I were a psychoanalyst...

**Timber020** · 22nd July 2005, 22:35

It will all be better if we had brash as leader, we would be a nation of real substance. We would have closer ties to the US, big cool ships in our ports, our soldiers would get lots of chances to get medals and we would get a much better chance of dealing with terrorism first hand.

**raster** · 23rd July 2005, 00:13

Originally Posted by Timber020

It will all be better if we had brash as leader, we would be a nation of real substance. We would have closer ties to the US, big cool ships in our ports, our soldiers would get lots of chances to get medals and we would get a much better chance of dealing with terrorism first hand.

Yea

**Paul in NZ** · 23rd July 2005, 09:34

Originally Posted by Hitcher

A Clark connoisseur? Don't believe everything you read in women's magazines...

READ womens magazines? What? Like biguns or penthouse?

**Fart** · 23rd July 2005, 13:30

Originally Posted by White trash

Just watching the news before and apparently, Prime minister Helen Clarke has "condemned" the latest bombings in London.

Really?!

I bet the terrorists are shaking in their boots.

How's this for an idea. Next round of bombings (God forbid but bear with me), Helen Clarke says, "Mmmmm, terrorists. I wanna suck their man sausies"

Problem solved, no more bombings.

Now, if you happen to get a group of gay terrorist, then bombing stats will go up and we may have them lined up in NZ prison on refugee visas and shagging up at Admed Zhouis house.

**jimbo600** · 23rd July 2005, 14:04

The only way to deal with terrorists involves a combination of lead and velocity. Gun the fuckers up I say.

**Hitcher** · 24th July 2005, 15:06

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

READ womens magazines? What? Like biguns or penthouse?

Tee hee! I meant "for", not "of"...

**Coyote** · 24th July 2005, 15:17

Originally Posted by Timber020

It will all be better if we had brash as leader, we would be a nation of real substance. We would have closer ties to the US, big cool ships in our ports, our soldiers would get lots of chances to get medals and we would get a much better chance of dealing with terrorism first hand.

That and every single service run by the government will be sold off to the private sector. Boy! Can't wait till they sell the hospitals and schools

**Timber020** · 24th July 2005, 22:04

I brought a set of dolls the other day, A george bush and a don brash. The george bush doll is very life like and excellent quality and im impressed with the quality of workmanship. Dont know about the Don Brash doll, so far I havent been able to dig it out of the other dolls ass.

**rfc85** · 25th July 2005, 06:44

Was having a beer with a bloke from the SAS in the weekend and they are taking it very seriuosly and have set up a special unit to deal with the threat, seems its not if, only when

**750Y** · 25th July 2005, 07:29

Originally Posted by Skyryder

Just wait until it happens here. And it will.
Skyryder

with all respect to You SR...
i do not appreciate that comment.
If You have any respect for this country You will not allow the hysteria of england's plight to negatively affect our psyche.
Don't let that attitude spread.
Seriously, get positive. Don't let them win!
i still can't believe you said that...
repeat after me...
this is not england... this is not england... this is not england...