Horny Nuns

**Str8 Jacket** · 22nd July 2005, 10:13

Two nuns walk into a secondhand car dealership.

The owner comes forward to see what they want (he is fed up with donations
for the local church) but to his surprise they declare they want to buy a
2nd-hand car. He shows them around and they finally settle on a very old
Ford.

After they pay him and having made sure they have a licence and know how to
operate the car he walks away to serve other customers.

After half an hour he sees they are still sitting in the car, but he doesn't
want to interfere. After an hour they're still sitting in the car.

So he walks up to them and says, "Sisters, is there anything wrong?" "No,"
they reply. "We are just waiting." After another half an hour they are
*still* there. So he just can't bear it. He walks up and says, "Just what
are you waiting for?"

"Well," says one of them, "we have been told that when you buy a secondhand
Ford you always get f**ked -- so we're waiting..."

**v.ros`** · 22nd July 2005, 11:08

**placidfemme** · 22nd July 2005, 11:20

LMAO poor nookie deprived nuns... at least they weren't playing with the gear stick lol

**Wolf** · 22nd July 2005, 11:27

Two nuns driving a beat-up old Bambina through the Transylvania region of Romania late at night. The moon is full but shrouded with clouds, the trees loom threateningly over the road as they wind their way along a narrow road designed more for horse and cart than motorcar.

Suddenly there's a flap of leathery wings and a vampire lands on the bonnet of their car - mouth agape revealing cruel fangs fully two inches long, eyes wild and black, pallid face contorted in evil ecstasy.

The nun who is driving tries her best to fling the car from side to side to shake the fearsome apparition off, but it digs its long claw-like nails into the roof of the car and clings on.

"Quick, Sister Mary," yells the panicked driver, "show him your cross!"

Sister Mary quickly winds down the window, shoves her head out and yells "FUCK OFF!"

**Hitcher** · 22nd July 2005, 11:30

Originally Posted by Wolf

"show him your cross!"

The moral of the story? If she'd used an apostrophe, they would have both lived...

**ManDownUnder** · 22nd July 2005, 11:30

Originally Posted by Wolf

Two nuns driving a beat-up old Bambina through the Transylvania region of Romania late at night. The moon is full but shrouded with clouds, the trees loom threateningly over the road as they wind their way along a narrow road designed more for horse and cart than motorcar.

Suddenly there's a flap of leathery wings and a vampire lands on the bonnet of their car - mouth agape revealing cruel fangs fully two inches long, eyes wild and black, pallid face contorted in evil ecstasy.

The nun who is driving tries her best to fling the car from side to side to shake the fearsome apparition off, but it digs its long claw-like nails into the roof of the car and clings on.

"Quick, Sister Mary," yells the panicked driver, "show him your cross!"

Sister Mary quickly winds down the window, shoves her head out and yells "FUCK OFF!"

Like it - like it lots!

**placidfemme** · 22nd July 2005, 11:36

Originally Posted by Wolf

Two nuns driving a beat-up old Bambina through the Transylvania region of Romania late at night. The moon is full but shrouded with clouds, the trees loom threateningly over the road as they wind their way along a narrow road designed more for horse and cart than motorcar.

Suddenly there's a flap of leathery wings and a vampire lands on the bonnet of their car - mouth agape revealing cruel fangs fully two inches long, eyes wild and black, pallid face contorted in evil ecstasy.

The nun who is driving tries her best to fling the car from side to side to shake the fearsome apparition off, but it digs its long claw-like nails into the roof of the car and clings on.

"Quick, Sister Mary," yells the panicked driver, "show him your cross!"

Sister Mary quickly winds down the window, shoves her head out and yells "FUCK OFF!"

lmao and guess which nun is the blonde one

**ManDownUnder** · 22nd July 2005, 11:36

Originally Posted by Hitcher

The moral of the story? If she'd used an apostrophe, they would have both lived...

err technically... no....

she didn't use one, but it was assumed she did - so it was the assumed presence of one (and the "e" missing as well.. that...)

aaa let's face it - who cares what I think?