It's all so clear to me now

[Maha]

As a young boy...I use to sing a song that Mum taught me.
Its went something like...

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

Last week, that same song surfaced yet again after 40+ years.
An 'older' gentleman told me what the real lyrics were...
It mentions four different animals and I awoke the next morning wanting to eat porridge for some reason.

[Conquiztador]

A few years ago when someone was really driving me nuts I suddenly realised what the saying "Happiness is a warm gun" meant...

[blue rider]

As a young boy...I use to sing a song that Mum taught me.
Its went something like...

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

Last week, that same song surfaced yet again after 40+ years.
An 'older' gentleman told me what the real lyrics were...
It mentions four different animals and I awoke the next morning wanting to eat porridge for some reason.

you do this on purpose don't you?
know i want to know the real lyrics, and what could they have to do with porridge (ack ack ack)

[oldrider]

These things get worse as you get older .... sorry Maha .... there is no alternative and this is a symptom of chronic AGE!

[Katman]

you do this on purpose don't you?
know i want to know the real lyrics, and what could they have to do with porridge (ack ack ack)

Mares eat oats and does eat oats
And little lambs eat ivy
A kid'll eat ivy too
Wouldn't you?

(Don't know the connection to porridge).

[blue rider]

oh ffs this is were i run out of vocabulary. lol

[Conquiztador]

you do this on purpose don't you?
know i want to know the real lyrics, and what could they have to do with porridge (ack ack ack)

The connection is clear: His mum used to sing this strange song while she would stir the big pot of porridge over the open fire using her wooden spoon.

[Maha]

(Don't know the connection to porridge).

Oats.....

[schrodingers cat]

Its the elocution song. Its satire.

[TrentNz]

Cunts fucked.

[Highlander]

My Dad used to continue it with...

I'd much rather be eating Stew.
Wouldn't you?

[FJRider]

(Don't know the connection to porridge).

Porridge is made from oats ... maybe ... ???

[Highlander]

Porridge is made from oats ... maybe ... ???

Picture of a thistle on the Porridge packet. That is why I refer to thistles as Porridge Plants -that confused the kids for a while.

[oneofsix]

Cowzy tweet and sowzy tweet and liddle sharksy doisters.
















(Cows eat wheat and sows eat wheat and little sharks eat oysters.)

[Maha]

My Dad used to continue it with...

I'd much rather be eating Stew.
Wouldn't you?

..there another version of the song uses the words 'wooden Shoe'.

Also...Aussie Crawl song Reckless.
She dont like, the fat cow in the hay yard.