Gonna kill Sydney

[awa355]

I have come to admire Sydney's tenacity, but somehow I'm going to kill the bastard. Sydney lives behind the external rear view mirror on my car.

I have drowned, gassed, poisoned the little buggar and yet within a day, he's back. The lace curtains are up in place over the glass.

Now his cuzzie has set up house inside the right mirror. I'm out numbered. If all else fails, I will sell the car

If re-incarnation is for real, I'm coming back as a spider. They are indestructable,( this one is ).

[Virago]

I've never been able to figure out where the fuckers lived before wing-mirrors were invented...

[blue rider]

got fatty betty living in a hole in the window frame.....at the beginning of simmer she was this tiny black spot now she is this ugly ugly big arsed spider.
i think its time for her to move outside....but she does keep the fly beasties away.

[mossy1200]

http://www.google.co.nz/imgres?imgur...ch&um=1&itbs=1

i think its the start of something big.Maybe so big governments are hiding the truth.

[mashman]

cellophane the mirror and make a small hole at the top, add water, boiling hot if you wanna get the job done and your problems should be gone. I've got them all over the Prila and they generally leave the mirrors alone... so they get to live heh

[Virago]

About half a spray can of standard domestic insect killer in each mirror seems to work.

It does pay to wash it off fairly promptly though, as such grossly excessive use can etch under the mirror silvering, causing permanent staining of the mirror surface - particularly on the wife's car...

[awa355]

Had a mate with a CBX Honda. The cobweb spanning the dials to the headlight could withstand 130k's no problem.

I reckon Sydney is such a tough M***fucker, if he was a bikie, He'd be an awesome riding buddy, Nothing scares him.

[Coolz]

I tested the 'speed kills' theory on the spiders in my fairing. Didn't work at all.