Ultimate Female Body Piercing

**White trash** · 24th July 2005, 16:35

I just got one for Riff Raff - bloody marvelous!

**bugjuice** · 24th July 2005, 17:02

lamo....
Ms Bug just said that'd mean now more bjs..

not quite thought thru, ay?

**White trash** · 24th July 2005, 17:09

Originally Posted by bugjuice

lamo....
Ms Bug just said that'd mean now more bjs..

not quite thought thru, ay?

Yeah, and you'd get your pubes stuck in the zip. Ouch!

Back to the drawing board me thinks.

**HDTboy** · 24th July 2005, 17:11

Velcro, or buttons perhaps?

**Slipstream** · 24th July 2005, 17:14

Originally Posted by White trash

I just got one for Riff Raff - bloody marvelous!

Hey WT...how did you get that black eye????

I got your back Riff and all the other offended ladies out there

**Slipstream** · 24th July 2005, 17:17

Originally Posted by HDTboy

Velcro, or buttons perhaps?

Velcro would still pull the pubes dude.....unless you shave to make your manliness look bigger.....

**scumdog** · 24th July 2005, 17:21

I do a fair bit of 'female body piercing' with C.B, does that count???

**HDTboy** · 24th July 2005, 17:29

Originally Posted by Slipstream

Velcro would still pull the pubes dude.....unless you shave to make your manliness look bigger.....

Only the hooked side, and that could be covered with fabric to prevent pube-loss

**Marknz** · 24th July 2005, 17:38

Originally Posted by Slipstream

.....unless you shave to make your manliness look bigger.....

Fanx for the tip... i need all the help I can get

**Slipstream** · 24th July 2005, 17:41

Originally Posted by Marknz

Fanx for the tip... i need all the help I can get

Tight pants, a near-sighted partner, or the good ol' 'sock-down-the-jock-strap-batman' works too

**Storm** · 24th July 2005, 18:34

Arent you a font of information this evening?

**SixPackBack** · 24th July 2005, 20:07

Originally Posted by White trash

I just got one for Riff Raff - bloody marvelous!

Go with it.......bj's are a side show for the main event......oh and when you hassle for sex just remember .SPB. sez to the missus 'won't take long did it'

*fuck i'm a charmer*

**Motoracer** · 24th July 2005, 23:20

Originally Posted by White trash

Yeah, and you'd get your pubes stuck in the zip. Ouch!

Back to the drawing board me thinks.

Get a ring pierced on the upper lip and a ring pierced on the lower lip. Padlock the rings together and you keep the only key to that locked. Problem solved?

Funny post btw! lol

**Riff Raff** · 25th July 2005, 02:01

Originally Posted by Motoracer

Get a ring pierced on the upper lip and a ring pierced on the lower lip. Padlock the rings together and you keep the only key to that locked. Problem solved?

Funny post btw! lol

Looking suspiciously like my battery operated friend is going to be the only one giving me some action at the moment!