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    The best Valentine's Day present I ever bought was for myself.

    I'm wearing it right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    The best Valentine's Day present I ever bought was for myself.

    I'm wearing it right now.
    Self Inflating Sally?
    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    but once again you proved me wrong.
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    I was hit by one such driver while remaining in the view of their mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    The best Valentine's Day present I ever bought was for myself.

    I'm wearing it right now.
    Strawberry chocolate body paint?
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzspokes View Post
    Self Inflating Sally?

    With vibrating parts that heat up....too much????

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzspokes View Post
    Self Inflating Sally?
    Nothing worse than an opinionated sex toy!
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzspokes View Post
    Self Inflating Sally?
    nah you need a compressor for that one......she is not an easy one
    squeek squeek

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    ...my girl will wake up on St Val's Day and say, "Happy Birthday", and make me a cup of tea, like she does every other day...if I remember I will mention something about valentines day, I'll go to work and so will she.



    ...Roses are red,
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    If you get sucked into this shit, then,
    Boo Fukn Hoo......

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    I bought heaps of shit for valentines day.
    for my bike.

    Im not falling into some trumped up fucking hallmark holiday where you are duped into spending money on some bitch to 'prove' you love her.
    Ill do nice shit as and when I fucking feel like it, and I won't have the times i do dictated to me by some bullshit social expectation created by some cunts to make money between christmas and easter.

    If the woman in my life doesn't like that, then she can fuck off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
    I bought heaps of shit for valentines day.
    for my bike.

    Im not falling into some trumped up fucking hallmark holiday where you are duped into spending money on some bitch to 'prove' you love her.
    Ill do nice shit as and when I fucking feel like it, and I won't have the times i do dictated to me by some bullshit social expectation created by some cunts to make money between christmas and easter.

    If the woman in my life doesn't like that, then she can fuck off.
    You old romantic you!
    Grow older but never grow up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red39 View Post
    ...if I see another oversized stuffed teddy bear holding a love heart with " I love you" written on it I think my eyes will melt. It's an assault on my senses everywhere I turn.

    So..... Valentine's Day.....should you spend a ridiculous amount on over priced flowers and stuffed animals on one day of the year or show the person you love how you feel about them every day????
    Very true, which is why Mr hellokitty and I ignore the stupid day.

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    Nah, just give your bf a mean blowie.
    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    Valentine's Day.....secretly men feel left out,there's no special holiday doe ladies to show their appreciation to the Man in their life.
    So March 14th is now officially "steak,blowjob and shut the fuck up day".
    Simply, effective and self explanatory. No cards, no flowers, no fancy meal.
    Just a steak, a blowjob and shut the fuck up for the rest of the day!
    awwwww is that the only time you get a blowjob? You must be doing something wrong......

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellokitty View Post
    awwwww is that the only time you get a blowjob? You must be doing something wrong......
    He's obviously not as supple and flexible as he used to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellokitty View Post
    awwwww is that the only time you get a blowjob? You must be doing something wrong......
    lol....no problems there!! The neighbours cat is very accommodating

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    lol....no problems there!! The neighbours cat is very accommodating
    But cats have tongues like sandpaper. Like it rough do ya?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red39 View Post
    But cats have tongues like sandpaper. Like it rough do ya?

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    Blah

    Quote Originally Posted by Red39 View Post
    But cats have tongues like sandpaper. Like it rough do ya?
    I said cat, not dog

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