Valentine's Day

**jrandom** · 12th February 2012, 20:26

The best Valentine's Day present I ever bought was for myself.

I'm wearing it right now.

**nzspokes** · 12th February 2012, 20:33

Originally Posted by jrandom

The best Valentine's Day present I ever bought was for myself.

I'm wearing it right now.

Self Inflating Sally?

**mashman** · 12th February 2012, 20:33

Originally Posted by jrandom

The best Valentine's Day present I ever bought was for myself.

I'm wearing it right now.

Strawberry chocolate body paint?

**Red39** · 12th February 2012, 20:38

Originally Posted by nzspokes

Self Inflating Sally?

With vibrating parts that heat up....too much????

**Laava** · 12th February 2012, 20:53

Originally Posted by nzspokes

Self Inflating Sally?

Nothing worse than an opinionated sex toy!

**blue rider** · 12th February 2012, 20:55

Originally Posted by nzspokes

Self Inflating Sally?

nah you need a compressor for that one......she is not an easy one

**ellipsis** · 12th February 2012, 20:56

...my girl will wake up on St Val's Day and say, "Happy Birthday", and make me a cup of tea, like she does every other day...if I remember I will mention something about valentines day, I'll go to work and so will she.

...Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you get sucked into this shit, then,
Boo Fukn Hoo......

**tigertim20** · 12th February 2012, 21:08

I bought heaps of shit for valentines day.
for my bike.

Im not falling into some trumped up fucking hallmark holiday where you are duped into spending money on some bitch to 'prove' you love her.
Ill do nice shit as and when I fucking feel like it, and I won't have the times i do dictated to me by some bullshit social expectation created by some cunts to make money between christmas and easter.

If the woman in my life doesn't like that, then she can fuck off.

**Oakie** · 12th February 2012, 21:22

Originally Posted by tigertim20

I bought heaps of shit for valentines day.
for my bike.

Im not falling into some trumped up fucking hallmark holiday where you are duped into spending money on some bitch to 'prove' you love her.
Ill do nice shit as and when I fucking feel like it, and I won't have the times i do dictated to me by some bullshit social expectation created by some cunts to make money between christmas and easter.

If the woman in my life doesn't like that, then she can fuck off.

You old romantic you!

**hellokitty** · 13th February 2012, 06:39

Originally Posted by Red39

...if I see another oversized stuffed teddy bear holding a love heart with " I love you" written on it I think my eyes will melt. It's an assault on my senses everywhere I turn.

So..... Valentine's Day.....should you spend a ridiculous amount on over priced flowers and stuffed animals on one day of the year or show the person you love how you feel about them every day????

Very true, which is why Mr hellokitty and I ignore the stupid day.

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Nah, just give your bf a mean blowie.

Originally Posted by DMNTD

Valentine's Day.....secretly men feel left out,there's no special holiday doe ladies to show their appreciation to the Man in their life.
So March 14th is now officially "steak,blowjob and shut the fuck up day".
Simply, effective and self explanatory. No cards, no flowers, no fancy meal.
Just a steak, a blowjob and shut the fuck up for the rest of the day!

awwwww is that the only time you get a blowjob? You must be doing something wrong......