Valentine's Day

**jim.cox** · 14th February 2012, 08:55

There was a suspicious package on the kitchen bench when I got up this morning

Haven't openned it yet

Can't tell if its a gift or a bomb

**hellokitty** · 14th February 2012, 11:57

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Crasherfromwayback again."

Dammit

**Jackal** · 14th February 2012, 12:41

I've been rained off at work today, so it is too wet for a romantic bike ride this evening so I guess it's the usual valentines night..........sex with the lights on the sheets back..............Mrs Jackals treat!!!!

**Usarka** · 14th February 2012, 13:12

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

Wine 'em, dine 'em and sixty nine 'em.

Oops, I thought it was coffee, brunch and donkey punch.

**Crasherfromwayback** · 14th February 2012, 13:13

Originally Posted by Usarka

Oops, I thought it was coffee, brunch and donkey punch.

Depends what they look like mate.

**slofox** · 14th February 2012, 13:24

Valentines poem from him to her...

"I need no steenking special day
To tell you that I care
The simple fact of the matter is
I'd fuck you anywhere..."

Reckon that'd work?

**ckai** · 14th February 2012, 13:29

Originally Posted by slofox

Valentines poem from him to her...

"I need no steenking special day
To tell you that I care
The simple fact of the matter is
I'd fuck you anywhere..."

Reckon that'd work?

It has too. Chicks always say they want honesty...perfect example right there I say.

**5150** · 14th February 2012, 14:38

Originally Posted by jim.cox

There was a suspicious package on the kitchen bench when I got up this morning

Haven't openned it yet

Can't tell if its a gift or a bomb

Did it vibrate?

I would be worried if it did

**5150** · 14th February 2012, 14:40

Originally Posted by slofox

Valentines poem from him to her...

"I need no steenking special day
To tell you that I care
The simple fact of the matter is
I'd fuck you anywhere..."

Reckon that'd work?

So what did Mrs Palmer say to that?

**schrodingers cat** · 14th February 2012, 15:38

Thought I'd be all romantic and start the morning with oral sex.

She woke up choking and shouting WTF.

Valentines Day. Pah.

**Taz** · 14th February 2012, 17:02

I believe in doing the little things all year round that make up the whole. It's nice if it's reciprocated. A little effort all year round is a lot better than a slight effort one day a year. All you peeps go right now and tell/show your loved ones how special they are to you and not just today but every day Mmmkay. You've been told

**GingerMidget** · 14th February 2012, 17:13

I got a pie. As a pity gift. From a workmate. FML

**_Shrek_** · 14th February 2012, 17:31

Originally Posted by SVboy

Or did I interpret the ........... wrong?!!

dersert

**Red39** · 14th February 2012, 17:50

Originally Posted by Taz

I believe in doing the little things all year round that make up the whole. It's nice if it's reciprocated. A little effort all year round is a lot better than a slight effort one day a year. All you peeps go right now and tell/show your loved ones how special they are to you and not just today but every day Mmmkay. You've been told

Are you the only gay in the village?

Did you take your own advice?