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  1. 22nd July 2005, 20:45 #1
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    I've fixed the terrorist problem.

    Just watching the news before and apparently, Prime minister Helen Clarke has "condemned" the latest bombings in London.

    Really?!

    I bet the terrorists are shaking in their boots.

    How's this for an idea. Next round of bombings (God forbid but bear with me), Helen Clarke says, "Mmmmm, terrorists. I wanna suck their man sausies"

    Problem solved, no more bombings.
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    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
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    Bin ladens shaking.....his penis is dissapearing faster than frosty water could ever kill it......uuuurrgh helen....sex with my eye's open and lights on tonite...bad images, baad images
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    Quote Originally Posted by sixpackback
    Bin ladens shaking.....his penis is dissapearing faster than frosty water could ever kill it......uuuurrgh helen....sex with my eye's open and lights on tonite...bad images, baad images
    Hang on a minute - It IS election year...

    Are we talkin' billboard Helen or TV Helen?
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    feck, I was hoping to have a good sleep tonight...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
    Hang on a minute - It IS election year...

    Are we talkin' billboard Helen or TV Helen?
    A Clark connoisseur? Don't believe everything you read in women's magazines...
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    We're talkin' NATIONALs billboard Helen!
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    Ahh.... Now I understand why there blowing themselves up.
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    I HEARD THE PROPER WAY TO STOP IT WAS TO SHOOT ALL PEOPLE CAUGHT ALIVE WITH BULLETS DIPPED IN PIGS BLOOD THEN BURYIED WITH PIGS GUTS AND HEAD AND FEET, AND ALL SUICIDE BOMBER REMAINS ARE COLLECTED AND BURYIED WITH PIG BITS AND PIECES, THAT WAY THEY CANT GO TO HEAVEN , THE AMERICANS USED TO DO IT IN THE PHILLIPINES
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    I HEARD THE PROPER WAY TO STOP IT WAS TO SHOOT ALL PEOPLE CAUGHT ALIVE WITH BULLETS DIPPED IN PIGS BLOOD THEN BURYIED WITH PIGS GUTS AND HEAD AND FEET, AND ALL SUICIDE BOMBER REMAINS ARE COLLECTED AND BURYIED WITH PIG BITS AND PIECES, THAT WAY THEY CANT GO TO HEAVEN , THE AMERICANS USED TO DO IT IN THE PHILLIPINES


    That was attributed to General Black Jack Pershing
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  15. 22nd July 2005, 22:11 #15
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    Just wait until it happens here. And it will. Then see if it is so fucken funny.

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