I counted 32 blocks...![]()
I counted 32 blocks...![]()
The Suzuki TL1000X Gangbang edition
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
Those damn TL's just seem to attract a whole lot of muff....ler
Moar power!
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine
got it wet again didnt ya 98
cheers DD
(Definately Dodgy)
Exhaust pipe courier about to set off.
"Sorry Officer, umm.... my yellow power band got stuck wide open"
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
"Todays episode of monster garage is brought to you by the letters w,t and f!!!"![]()
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Burt Munro - "If you don't go when you want to go, when you do go, you'll find you've gone"
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"Bugger - I still can't get that potato-potato sound...!"
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
nek minnit .
Whispered in a pommy accent.
"Notice how the brutish TL1000 mounts the female, and all but obliterates her from sight. With the twin single sided pipes all we can see, we can only speculate at the females make and model, and I'd say there will be a very sore Ducati Monster limping around tomorrow."
WHY would you
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
The TL says to the lawnmower "I need a rest, I feel exhausted..."
"...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
Is that where my hash pipes have gone?![]()
I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....
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