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  1. 22nd February 2012, 08:30 #1
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    Katy Perry she definitely is not

    Nearly as funny as that fat kid laughing and shaking like a vibrator.

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    Texas white trash... Everything's bigger in Texas!!!
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    What's a fat long-haired man in a singlet doing singing Katy Perry songs?

    Or has Katy let go of herself...?
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    Put your teeth back in Fatty!
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    Chicks like that give the best blowies. Just cover your cock in bacon grease first.

    Could also roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Chicks like that give the best blowies. Just cover your cock in bacon grease first.

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    I'll have to take your word for that. I wouldn't put my cock anywhere near something that obviously likes food so much.
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    Almost as cringeworthy as this appalling cover version...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    I'll have to take your word for that. I wouldn't put my cock anywhere near something that obviously likes food so much.
    sausage yum yum yum

    It doesn't bare thinking about
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Put your teeth back in Fatty!
    Sell her a Harley, Pete.
    A Fat Boy,...or a Fat Bob,...or a Wide Glide......


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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    Almost as cringeworthy as this appalling cover version...
    That is really really bad too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post
    Sell her a Harley, Pete.
    A Fat Boy,...or a Fat Bob,...or a Wide Glide......
    She can't afford fucking teeth let alone a Harley mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    Almost as cringeworthy as this appalling cover version...
    Yea I have a feeling that song would improve with less fabric & that's how she sells albums, that & Autotune...
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    Bugger! I ate my lunch before watching those videos.
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