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    An amish girl with cold hands....

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    An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy

    one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My

    hands are freezing cold."


    The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body

    heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands

    warmed up.


    The next day the daughter was riding in the buggy with her

    boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl

    replied, "Here, put them between my legs. The warmth of my

    body will warm them up." He was surprised but did and it

    warmed his hands.



    The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with

    the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied

    "then put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will

    warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.



    The now excited boyfriend thinking fast said, "Gosh my penis

    is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving

    in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother,

    "Have you ever heard of a penis?"


    Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"

    The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess

    when they defrost, don't they?"
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    now it is a pity i am not amish when it comes to guys being cold after a winter bike ride!
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