Some more from the vault...Office Signs
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Some more from the vault...Office Signs
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Waa?
I want that tie but my boss would nick it!
We all have our little obsessions...
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I once had the Screw You! tie. Couldn't understand why I wasn't allowed to wear itOriginally Posted by myvice
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You think that's bad, I used to manage a commercial stationery outlet in a former life and had a mug with a guy grabbing an employee by the throat and the words "Because I'm the boss, that's why!" on it. I had two employees, one a woman in her 50s, the other an extremely religious woman in her 30s (she would spend all her breaks reading the bible...) and both complained to my boss about the mug and I was told to take it home! I could understand if I had treated them with anything but respect, but no, they found it "offensive" -I once had the Screw You! tie. Couldn't understand why I wasn't allowed to wear itI think the main problem was that I was younger than both of them and they resented me being the boss!
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
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It's funny how people take offence to cups, and mugs. Once had an "Employee of the fucking month" mug. Took it to two jobs, and at both of them got asked to remove it. Ironic thing is, I was the best employee!You think that's bad, I used to manage a commercial stationery outlet in a former life and had a mug with a guy grabbing an employee by the throat and the words "Because I'm the boss, that's why!" on it. I had two employees, one a woman in her 50s, the other an extremely religious woman in her 30s (she would spend all her breaks reading the bible...) and both complained to my boss about the mug and I was told to take it home! I could understand if I had treated them with anything but respect, but no, they found it "offensive" -
(Have you noticed that one of the most used "new" icons is the violin. Maybe we are all pathetic just like me..
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Mad nagging bitch!
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
Amen
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Here for the arcade.
What is the answer?!
Loud and Uncouth
Yeah, puuuleease tell us, it's one of the mysteries of life!!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
The instructions are simple...
Perfect size in any type of clothing but uncovered provides best results!!
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Here for the arcade.
Come on! What is the answer?!
Mad nagging bitch!
Ya just gotta tell us girls that our bum is perfect, its like MSTRS said - however you must not lie while telling us its perfect, otherwise you are in deep trouble . Does that help? Sheesh- gotta lead them by the hand every step of the way
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Here for the arcade.
Damn right ya have to, or else who knows what will happen
Loud and Uncouth
Sooooo, if it's NOT perfect AND you're not allowed to lie then what??
Leading by the hand is good, keep it coming!
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S O M E T I M E S
Sometimes...
when you cry...
no one sees your tears.
Sometimes...
when you are in pain...
no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes...
when you are worried...
no one sees your stress.
Sometimes...
when you are happy...
no one sees your smile.
But FART!! just ONE time...
And everybody knows!!
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