Which religion should you follow?

**YellowDog** · 3rd March 2012, 18:18

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**Zedder** · 3rd March 2012, 18:32

That's not only funny but probably close to the truth for many.

**Gremlin** · 3rd March 2012, 18:44

I like how choosing between two religions comes down to which takeout you prefer

Where's agnostic? Or shouldn't I be viewing this thread at all? I like humour

**Zedder** · 3rd March 2012, 19:15

Originally Posted by Gremlin

I like how choosing between two religions comes down to which takeout you prefer

Where's agnostic? Or shouldn't I be viewing this thread at all? I like humour

There should be a part of the flow chart which stipulates them going to Maccas but having a quandary between choosing the Big Mac or Double Cheese burger.

**Usarka** · 3rd March 2012, 21:36

Awesome. Funny that only one branch of the tree will be rofling.

But...... according to Don't Mess with the Zohan, don't Jews like Hummus?

Originally Posted by Gremlin

Where's agnostic?

The flow chart succinctly resolves the agnostic question.

How many gods do you want to worship?

**JustNick** · 3rd March 2012, 21:49

Originally Posted by Usarka

Awesome. Funny that only one branch of the tree will be rofling.

But...... according to Don't Mess with the Zohan, don't Jews like Hummus?

The flow chart succinctly resolves the agnostic question.

How many gods do you want to worship?

This chart makes we wish I had a workplace so that I could hang it on the wall.

**Bikemad** · 3rd March 2012, 21:54

oh man........Edbears gonna luv this

**MSTRS:Me** · 4th March 2012, 08:40

Originally Posted by Bikemad

oh man........Edbears gonna luv this

Prolly.
He'll be telling us that nowhere in the bible are undies mentioned. Therefore by means of his superior intellect he can tell us all what is meant by what is not written...that the wearing of undies is a no-no.

Strangely enough, his ability to 'read between the lines' is something that no-one else can do. I know this, because he told me.

**Red39** · 4th March 2012, 08:55

But what if I like bacon and hummus? Does that make me a Musmon or a Morlim?

**YellowDog** · 4th March 2012, 11:06

Originally Posted by Red39

But what if I like bacon and hummus? Does that make me a Musmon or a Morlim?

The UK has JEDI as a recognised religion, based upon less reason

**Red39** · 4th March 2012, 11:13

Originally Posted by YellowDog

The UK has JEDI as a recognised religion, based upon less reason

Clearly they're all mental over there.......that's why I escaped and moved to this hothouse for the disturbed and insane. . .

**GingerMidget** · 4th March 2012, 11:29

I love bacon, and I'm the most annoying person in Wellington. Clearly, I'm meant to be a mormon. The benefit of this is I'm now allowed multiple girlfriends.

**Edbear** · 4th March 2012, 11:47

Originally Posted by Bikemad

oh man........Edbears gonna luv this

Well, I could hardly comment...

That chart's been around for years, and I do, despite what some may want to think, have a sense of humour. It is funny.

**Edbear** · 4th March 2012, 11:49

Originally Posted by GingerMidget

I love bacon, and I'm the most annoying person in Wellington. Clearly, I'm meant to be a mormon. The benefit of this is I'm now allowed multiple girlfriends.

"Girlfriends?" But...