Which religion should you follow?

[FJRider]

... I have shit luck with boys.

There's your problem ... stick to men ...

[GingerMidget]

But there sod all actual men left in Wellington?
Too many wearing pants that are too small, with gross facial hair.

[superman]

Where's agnostic?

[oldrider]

If any religion is unable to cope with attacks by humour and/or ridicule or question, it is doomed to suffer failure anyway. Enjoy!

[Edbear]

Well Ed, I have shit luck with boys. So I'm giving up on them. At least until further notice.

What may be helpful is to write down what you want in a man and take your time. Don't settle for less. He will be out there and maybe closer than you think.

Men tend to be cleverer than women and will say everything you want to hear in order to get into your pants. Men are easy to get, most of them anyway, all you have to do is say, "Yes."

It has been said that a man thinks about sex every 7min on average so you need to be suitably suspicious of any man who tries to get close, esp if you are attractive with an attractive personality.

Yeah, I'm an old Grandpa and seen a lot of life...

[superman]

Men tend to be cleverer than women

[Edbear]

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You do leave yourself wide open...

Maybe I should rephrase that? Most men, you of course are exempt.

[superman]

You do leave yourself wide open...

Maybe I should rephrase that? Most men, you of course are exempt.

Are personal attacks really necessary?... You mean, mean man.

I can't help the phrase I quoted screamed out it's oxymoronic existence within the post it was extracted from. Though I'm sure she'll appreciate your post Ed...

[GingerMidget]

What may be helpful is to write down what you want in a man and take your time. Don't settle for less. He will be out there and maybe closer than you think.

Men tend to be cleverer than women and will say everything you want to hear in order to get into your pants. Men are easy to get, most of them anyway, all you have to do is say, "Yes."

It has been said that a man thinks about sex every 7min on average so you need to be suitably suspicious of any man who tries to get close, esp if you are attractive with an attractive personality.

Yeah, I'm an old Grandpa and seen a lot of life...

I call bullshit on pretty much your entire post.

Except for the old part.

Christ, lighten up. This is a thread about a joke. Not a 'Midget wants dating advice from strangers on the internet' thread. And no. I'm not starting on of those just to listen to more of your waffle.

[jrandom]

Men tend to be cleverer than women

Socially progressive Edbear is socially progressive.

[sil3nt]

I have no idea what people are arguing about but I saw a lesbian type post on the last page and all I have to say is

[Edbear]

Are personal attacks really necessary?... You mean, mean man.

I can't help the phrase I quoted screamed out it's oxymoronic existence within the post it was extracted from. Though I'm sure she'll appreciate your post Ed...

I call bullshit on pretty much your entire post.

Except for the old part.

Christ, lighten up. This is a thread about a joke. Not a 'Midget wants dating advice from strangers on the internet' thread. And no. I'm not starting on of those just to listen to more of your waffle.

Sorry guys my bad.

[curly]

[superman]

The OP misses far too many epic religions out!

[TrentNz]

Proud atheist.