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  1. 6th March 2012, 16:29 #31
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    Chicks from online dating sites love golden showers and cleveland steamers. If they say no, they really mean yes.
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  2. 6th March 2012, 16:29 #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    Shame she just cant love me for my mind....
    How could she love an idiot ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    Dont try dating techniques, just get fit, healthy and happy, and primordial urges, pheromones and endorphins take over as they do.

    Your not supposed to mate if your unfit to, nature organises it so the weak miss out
    Your've never met our low socio economic family's then have you? or Ethiopia, Africa, Haiti etc, etc
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  4. 6th March 2012, 16:45 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    How could she love an idiot ?
    your way too slow for bling
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  5. 6th March 2012, 16:46 #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    Your've never met our low socio economic family's then have you? or Ethiopia, Africa, Haiti etc, etc
    good points, ignore my advice
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  6. 6th March 2012, 18:23 #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by GingerMidget View Post
    I know my type has been asshole, or commitment phobe, for like ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    Come on bikers, lets spread that dating advice
    My advice would be "stay single"
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    Be yourself, cos if you have to bullshit and play games to get someone to like you, then your fucked. But I like confident strong women, and some guys like bimbo slutbags. Each to their own.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    http://sciencenordic.com/redheads-fe...rent-kind-pain
    That explains why only one of my tattoos actually hurt. The rest were a breeze. Reminds me, I should book my next one and get it done. its almost two years late!
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
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    if she can't cook, kick her in the moot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrentNz View Post
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