Wants dating advice from strangers on the internet

[jrandom]

Be yourself, cos if you have to bullshit and play games to get someone to like you, then your fucked. But I like confident strong women

You just failed the Turing test.

[Red39]

http://sciencenordic.com/redheads-fe...rent-kind-pain

Now I understand why I'm less sensitive to pricks....

[Crasherfromwayback]

if she can't cook, kick her in the moot.

I bet you're single.

[newhere]

Don't date, STAY SINGLE, if he can ride go for one, at least you don't have to talk. IMO.

[KiWiP]

Rohypnol is the first daters friend.

Sort out what's going to be early in the meet and if it seems necessary pop one into a tequila.

If she's really big you might want to pop two into a double tequila.

Be a gentleman though and ask if she wants some as well...

[ducatilover]

The way to a mans interest really is through his gaping fly.

Needed fixing.


Women are like things, they do stuff.
That's all my wisdom.

[TrentNz]

I bet you're single.

i know you want me, but no, im not.

[oneofsix]

I must get off the internet and go to the gym. He won't like me if I keep eating cupcakes, don't go to the gym and become a lard arse.

so that's what I'm doing wrong, going to the gym makes you a lard arse Yes you must be right as there are certainly enough lard arses at the gym and they are always advertising the bulk up stuff.
Cupcakes
Hope you can do a mean bacon and eggs as well. Need a good breakfast after a workout.

[unstuck]

You just failed the Turing test.

What the fuck is a Turing test? Is that like going up to a lady and asking for a poke in the whiskers?

[blue rider]

for once i feel lucky to not understand half of the conversation.....and to boot i must be from a different century.....

internet dating.....what about old fashioned meeting in meatspace and if the chemistry fits .....

[placidfemme]

for once i feel lucky to not understand half of the conversation.....and to boot i must be from a different century.....

internet dating.....what about old fashioned meeting in meatspace and if the chemistry fits .....

did you mean meatspace?

Its too hard now in NZ, all the chicks look like sluts, but it's false advertising, they are just bitches

[c4.]

Pretty straightforward for women really.
Men only have two emotions, hungry and horny.
If he aint got a hardon, make him a sandwich.

[thecharmed01]

I bet you're single.

No doubt.......

[george formby]

for once i feel lucky to not understand half of the conversation.....and to boot i must be from a different century.....

internet dating.....what about old fashioned meeting in meatspace and if the chemistry fits .....

Depends where you live. I used to lived oop north & refused to date anybody with more than 3 kids & false teeth. I was single for a long, long time. I could not bring myself to go to church either, the only place to meet single women & very short on prospects if you did.

[cowboyz]

Its really tough to meet woman over 30. Even harder to find a sane one.