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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    My advice would be "stay single"
    Lol Kick does she know you just said that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GingerMidget View Post
    You clearly missed the point. You are young. Therefore have little in the way of life experience. This IS about sex.
    fixed it for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrentNz View Post
    fixed it for you
    How old are you?

    Wait, don't answer that. Mentally, 12.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GingerMidget View Post
    How old are you?

    Wait, don't answer that. Mentally, 12.
    are you sure you're not lesbian

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrentNz View Post
    are you sure you're not lesbian
    Is that what you say to all the girls who think you're a twat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrentNz View Post
    lesbian

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    Quote Originally Posted by GingerMidget View Post
    Is that what you say to all the girls who think you're a twat?
    yes.
    you see, they think I'm a twat, which, in case you didn't know, is another word for vagina.
    so after we get our jams on, it means they're lesbian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue rider View Post
    so when is it the right time to do?
    in the taxi on the way to dinner
    Quote Originally Posted by GingerMidget View Post
    I'm not an up the date girl
    *sigh* they never are

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    This thread is reminiscent of that young guy asking for advice on how to ask a girl out... can't be arsed find that thread but it was an excellent laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrentNz View Post
    are you sure you're not lesbian
    You're about as smooth as chlorine and vodka.

    Quote Originally Posted by GingerMidget View Post
    Is that what you say to all the girls who think you're a twat?
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Twat does NOT equal twot!
    Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine

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    This thread is full of LOL.


    Cant remember my last date.
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    but once again you proved me wrong.
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    I was hit by one such driver while remaining in the view of their mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    It's a slippery slope, be proper cakes then dessert before you know it. Chained to the stove, rug rats hauling at your pinnie strings.. you wondering where all the fun went..
    I'm wondering how long the chain from the stove is, that allows GM to access a computer.

    What is happening to the world? Women will be allowed to vote next.
    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Is this thread going to become some sort of reality dating show on KB The not so secret life of FantaPants.

    Where do I subscribe?
    So long as it does not involve someone being "voted off" each week. That type of TV is the lowest of the low.
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    *sigh* they never are
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    I'm wondering how long the chain from the stove is, that allows GM to access a computer.
    That's one of the failures of Wifi, they can now put the laptop or tablet or even smartphone on the kitchen bench. I know they are only meant to use it for checking recipes but you can't trust them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneofsix View Post
    That's one of the failures of Wifi, they can now put the laptop or tablet or even smartphone on the kitchen bench. I know they are only meant to use it for checking recipes but you can't trust them.
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...post1130275188
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