Wants dating advice from strangers on the internet

[Zedder]

oh you boys are beastly

was that after the eyes too close together bit?

Ooooh that hurt..... No seriously, if you would cast your eyes back to my post you would know I stopped reading after the first paragraph. Or was that too long ago?

[scissorhands]

Instructions on how to fuck a dolphin

http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm

[placidfemme]

Instructions on how to fuck a dolphin

http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm

perfect... I got the feeling my dolphin didn't like my strap-on... will try this

[Red39]

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Instructions on how to fuck a dolphin

http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm

Now that's misleading. Fucking a dolphin I can just about comprehend but giving it cuddles and showing it affection too. Next the dolphin will want a diamond ring;-) it's a slippery slope......

[george formby]

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Now that's misleading. Fucking a dolphin I can just about comprehend but giving it cuddles and showing it affection too. Next the dolphin will want a diamond ring;-) it's a slippery slope......

Much like this thread. I feel such a dork for being sincere at the beginning Oh well, good guys come last etc.

P.S. I can expand your muffin repertoire GM.

[GingerMidget]

Much like this thread. I feel such a dork for being sincere at the beginning Oh well, good guys come last etc.

P.S. I can expand your muffin repertoire GM.

I make rather excellent lemon ones. Haha the good ones come last because they let her first!

[TrentNz]

[GingerMidget]

[TrentNz]

I'm an atheist sorry.

[george formby]

That's the Gordon Ramsay lookalike porn star who was recently found dead in a badger sett. Famed for such genre classic's as "Hi ho Hi ho it's up your a#$e we go"

[blue rider]

dont know bout jesus and dolphins....ginger or not

but always be careful whom one should takes home for plays

[jrandom]

[ducatilover]

I'm an atheist sorry.

The last come back I had that was that bad was left in your mother's mouth.

[Red39]

Much like this thread. I feel such a dork for being sincere at the beginning Oh well, good guys come last etc.

Lol. Had to go back and re-read your post. Is the first line your usual pick up line? Not bad for an Englishman

[Stirts]

But thats just rooting advice, not dating which involves relating and talking to your hump buddy

No, that is my perving advice. My rooting advice would be, don't wait for him to suggest doggy-style - a good woman will roll over and present. Oh and don't qweef on the first root ... it is bad manners.

And what is this dating thing you speak of? Foreplay that costs money