Wants dating advice from strangers on the internet

[TrentNz]

How cute your asking Spokes for a fuck, after all he is the one who made the suggestion.

Oh no no no, me and spokes have already had a root before.

[mashman]

The hard part is working out if the girl you like is interested in you. They dont seem to come with a manual.

A man reading a manual... not a convincing argument

[GingerMidget]

Na, not wine

Hahahaha wine led to my last drunken encounter. And the one before that. But that also led to curtains being broken, and a hangover at work the next day. Found the midnight 'find my phone' voicemail the other day too. Was quite funny.

[nzspokes]

No, no manual, where's the fun in that

To be fair, most women give up waiting and ask me out.

Last one cost me a house.

Not that im bitter.

[newhere]

To be fair, most women give up waiting and ask me out.

Last one cost me a house.

Not that im bitter.

Much

That does suck for you

[Newbi]

Oh no no no, me and spokes have already had a root before.

Ooh not a pretty image that one

[Red39]

I bet you do

Hey Newbi, why don't you and Trent arrange to meet halfway, book a room in Welly and see what happens? I know he gives the impression of being a complete fuckwit but I reckon he lies in bed at night with his glass of pinot gris whilst reading Jane Austen novels. You could be on to a winner!!

[Newbi]

To be fair, most women give up waiting and ask me out.

Last one cost me a house.

Not that im bitter.

Well come on get out there and start asking, all they can do is say no.

[Newbi]

Hey Newbi, why don't you and Trent arrange to meet halfway, book a room in Welly and see what happens? I know he gives the impression of being a complete fuckwit but I reckon he lies in bed at night with his glass of pinot gris whilst reading Jane Austen novels. You could be on to a winner!!

Ooh tempting, but i'm not about to meet anywhere without seeing proof of his prince like good looks hahahahahahah

[TrentNz]

Well come on get out there and start asking, all they can do is say no.

Wana go out

[Newbi]

Wana go out

Hmmm tempting But "NO"

[TrentNz]

Oh okay.
'NEXT'

[Newbi]

Oh okay.
'NEXT'

Your a relatively funny guy

[Red39]

Ooh tempting, but i'm not about to meet anywhere without seeing proof of his prince like good looks hahahahahahah

Well, you know he shaves his balls - what more do ya need to know. Ha....

[Newbi]

Well, you know he shaves his balls - what more do ya need to know. Ha....

Hahhaa, thats just gonna make them all spikey, he should wax the little fuckers hahahahah