Wants dating advice from strangers on the internet

[Newbi]

Im taking the piss guys calm down

Really??, duh no kidding I think we all might be

[Red39]

Really??, duh no kidding I think we all might be

Do you reckon we upset him? Ha ha

[cowboyz]

Na, not wine

my bad.. I meant whine..........

Well come on get out there and start asking, all they can do is say no.

ACtually.. they can point and laugh too..........

Hahhaa, thats just gonna make them all spikey, he should wax the little fuckers hahahahah

Little? Give a guy a break.. you havent even held them yet

Not gonna lie but, ill settle for you if i have too. ill be gentle

That-a-boy... charm em......

[5150]

If she eats shitloads on the first date, she probably has a period....

[Newbi]

If she eats shitloads on the first date, she probably has a period....

Or she's a pig

[Stirts]

Hahahaha wine led to my last drunken encounter. And the one before that. But that also led to curtains being broken.

He broke your "curtains" ... blue waffles for breakfast was it?

[Newbi]

He broke your "curtains" ... blue waffles for breakfast was it?

Eww hahahaha

[5150]

Pickup Line - Stop yer grinnin and drop yer linen

[Scuba_Steve]

He broke your "curtains" ... blue waffles for breakfast was it?

hope your not talking from experience

[Scuba_Steve]

Pickup Line - Stop yer grinnin and drop yer linen

Pickup line - Just shutup and take a deep breath ...(Chloroform the drug of many uses)

[scissorhands]

You fucking started the pink shit didnt you?

[5150]

You fucking started the pink shit didnt you?

Is that a pickup line??

[5150]

Pickup line - Just shutup and take a deep breath ...(Chloroform the drug of many uses)

Or don't talk with your mouth full.

[Stirts]

hope your not talking from experience

My "lips" are sealed

[Newbi]

My "lips" are sealed

Ouch! supaglue instead of lube aye??