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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Is that some sort of asian oral sex or something were you just munch on each others ass.
    So classy

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    Men are like dogs. Feed them, don't annoy them, and let them out at night.....
    I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    Men are like dogs. Feed them, don't annoy them, and let them out at night.....
    But don't screw them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newbi View Post
    But don't screw them
    A matter of opinion really......

    But Dirty Old Dogs....... Now thats a different story
    I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    A matter of opinion really......

    But Dirty Old Dogs....... Now thats a different story
    Or doggy style, thats all good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newbi View Post
    Or doggy style, thats all good
    You want me to show you my style of doggy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrentNz View Post
    You want me to show you my style of doggy?
    Yeah sure, why not, just post a small clip of it on here, and i'll give you an honest review

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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    Damn, I can resist everything except temptation.

    most online single women have bigger dildos.....
    Thats because they are online and single.

    girls with real boyfriends have smaller ones,so they can hide them
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    This thread deserves to be Dredged.
    The one bit of dating advice that appears to have been missed is simple.
    but no man had ever cheated on a girl that gave him too many blowjobs
    Its a an internet fact..............

    Chicks or as they seem to prefer to be called now (Bitches)also want honesty
    unless its about how much you would actually like to root their friends.
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    Apparently the way to keep a man is to look after his stomach and what hangs off it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Apparently the way to keep a man is to look after his stomach and what hangs off it.
    My dear old sweet grandmother gave this same advice to an elderly female cousin over 70 years ago. Guess men haven't changed at all.
    " Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GingerMidget View Post
    You are from Gore. You're opinion doesn't matter.
    Nobodys opinion matters, no matter where they come from. People are stupid, everywhere you go.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newbi View Post
    So classy
    Classy has never gotten me a root, but my lack of morals has.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    My dear old sweet grandmother gave this same advice to an elderly female cousin over 70 years ago. Guess men haven't changed at all.
    Why?.... Coz it's too high off the ground to eat grass - as my 90yo grand mother in law once told me.
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