Wants dating advice from strangers on the internet

**Scuba_Steve** · 19th March 2014, 12:04

Originally Posted by unstuck

Classy has never gotten me a root, but my lack of morals has.

& a bita booze never hurts too right?

**unstuck** · 19th March 2014, 13:01

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

& a bita booze never hurts too right?

Well Im sure that has had something to do with it. But you gotta be careful what you say around here.

**husaberg** · 19th March 2014, 15:38

Originally Posted by GingerMidget

Hahahaha no. Closing them so the neighbours didn't see, he leaned on them a bit and the plastic runners snapped and he went flying. I may have laughed. Then given him shit the next day. To be fair, it was probably funnier cos we were both shit faced.

Righty Ho Minger Gidget
Oh that may have not came out right.............

What i want to know after reading the thread is did your creamed cheese iced carrot cupcakes go down a teat?

**Banditbandit** · 21st March 2014, 15:58

A very good friend gave me some advice when I completed failed to get a very gorgeous but middle class chick (four dinners and not even a kiss!!!)\

He said: "Never marry outside your lifestyle" .. true that ..

(Mind you - I wasn't looking for marriage - just a few good times in bed)

**Crasherfromwayback** · 21st March 2014, 16:14

Wine em, dine em and sixty nine em.

**husaberg** · 21st March 2014, 16:22

Meet em........... treat em and don't cheat on them

Sorry might have the wrong thread

**george formby** · 21st March 2014, 16:27

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

Wine em, dine em and sixty nine em.

I mentioned this in another thread but wimmin drop their kecks if you feed them well, even classy ones. Particularly classy ones. Admittedly non of the doors into my house have handles on the inside & the windows are fake.

**Crasherfromwayback** · 21st March 2014, 17:24

Originally Posted by george formby

I mentioned this in another thread but wimmin drop their kecks if you feed them well, even classy ones. Particularly classy ones. Admittedly non of the doors into my house have handles on the inside & the windows are fake.

Fuck dinner amatuer. Two bottles of red and straight to bed.

**george formby** · 21st March 2014, 18:42

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

Fuck dinner amatuer. Two bottles of red and straight to bed.

I guess you prefer quantity over quality?

After decades of decadence I can hand across heart say that an evening of cooking, imbibing & eating, leads to a women who wants to have babies. Tonight. And marriage. Tomorrow.
As a consequence of being a good soul & talented cook, I fake my orgasms. And fudge a digit in my phone number.

I notice you get nice, shiny parts on your vintage bikes Crasher. My vintage birds have nice, shiny parts, too. Oh' lovely world!

**Gremlin** · 22nd March 2014, 01:05

Originally Posted by george formby

After decades of decadence I can hand across heart say that an evening of cooking, imbibing & eating, leads to a women who wants to have babies. Tonight. And marriage. Tomorrow.

Thank god I can't cook then!

Still single though... is there a happy medium?