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  1. 24th March 2014, 06:17 #316
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    Quote Originally Posted by nzspokes View Post
    Was he a Honda rider?
    No, she was actually smoking hot, thats why I thought it was a piss take.


    Honda rider would of been straight down to the waterfront on his knees.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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  2. 24th March 2014, 08:58 #317
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    It would also make said guy a pussy whipped softcock that'd have no respect from his partner and end up getting the boot anyway!
    I'm with him ...

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    I mentioned this in another thread but wimmin drop their kecks if you feed them well, even classy ones. Particularly classy ones. Admittedly non of the doors into my house have handles on the inside & the windows are fake.

    The first dinner I cooked for my wife was a roast ... I had the farm then so it was farm-killed hogget ... cooked in the wood stove with all the trimmings ...

    But when I took it out of the stove to carve it I realised it was actually wild goat I had shot a few weeks before ..

    I didn't say anything - and she ate the lot and told me it was great ... then I admitted it was Goat .. she said : "I know ..."

    That's when I knew she was a keeper ..
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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  3. 24th March 2014, 09:00 #318
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    I'm with him ...
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    No you're not. I like chicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    No you're not. I like chicks.
    Me Too ... stop being obtuse ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Me Too ... stop being obtuse ...
    Lol. Then I wouldn't be me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Lol. Then I wouldn't be me!

    And ?

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    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    And ?

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    No more to that story sorry.
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    Best dating advice ever...


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    advice ......... hmmmm
    OK - I know ............ NEVER throw up in a full face helmet


    oh RELATIONSHIP advice ... right
    well, don't bother with marriage/divorce, just find some woman that hates you and give her your house, your kids and most of your income

    or, mebbe, just don't expect him/her to live up to YOUR expectations ... that's not part of the deal?
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