1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.
2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.
3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.
5. Check your email.
6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.
7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.
8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
9. Check your email.
10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.
11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
12. Grab some mp3s off of kazaa.
13. Check your email. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!
14. MSN chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).
15. Check your email.
16. Listen to your new mp3s and download some more.
17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your prof, the
course, the uni, the world at large.
18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You've probably run out.
19. While you've got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.
20. Check your email.
21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.
22. Play some freecell.
23. Check out www.kiwibiker.co.nz
24. Wash your hands.
25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven't started either.
26. Crack open a box of beer.
27. Look through your housemate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
28. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
29. Check to see if www.kiwibiker.co.nz has been updated yet.
30. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.
31. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.
32. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.
33. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
34. Lie face down on the floor and moan.
35. Punch the wall and break something.
36. Check your email.
37. Mumble obscenities.
38. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.
39. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.
40. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.
Originally Posted by Dean
, I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight...
I wear jeans
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So true except with a few more checks of the KB website.
.... It's a fuel tank for a sex machine 
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