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    Kids eh?

    A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.


    1. Don't change horses until they stop running.
    2. Strike while the bug is close.
    3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time.
    4.. Never underestimate the power of termites.
    5. You can lead a horse to water but How?
    6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty.
    7. No news is impossible
    8. A miss is as good as a Mr.
    9. You can't teach an old dog new Math
    10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.
    11. Love all, trust Me.
    12. The pen is mightier than the pigs.
    13. An idle mind is the best way to relax.
    14. Where there's smoke there's pollution.
    15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents.
    16. A penny saved is not much.
    17. Two's company, three's the Musketeers.
    18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.
    19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and You have to blow your nose.
    20. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.
    21. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.
    22. If at first you don't succeed get new batteries.
    23. You get out of something only what you See in the picture on the box
    24. When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.
    25. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.

    And the WINNER and last one!
    26. Better late than Pregnant
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Oh very cute!

    "When the blind lead the blind, get out of the way . . ."

    Love it!
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    "You must spread..." Dang! Bling deserved! Me and the Missus cracked up!
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    JACK (age 3) was watching his mum breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked "Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

    MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six".

    STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his mum good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window".

    BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mum explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked "How does it know it's me?"

    SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again" she said "It makes my teeth cough".

    DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

    CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried when his mum asked what was troubling him, he replied "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?"

    MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

    TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her mum knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

    JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt". Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Sometimes I think the total IQ of those on this site, would increase if more kids were on it ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    "What happened to the flea?"

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