Sad P addicts and thier dealers

**ManDownUnder** · 27th July 2005, 14:18

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Meh!

All us guys have been throught THAT one... You are right, you can't win!

At the risk of sounding trite and all PC...

Talking with a couple of friends, the more I find out about Lesbians - the more I realise a lot of guys have a HELL of a lot in common.

Appreciating the female form. Appreciating women as attractive or not. As Paul points out the whole "so - do I look good in this, do you like me, am I ok" type of assurance seeking that comes from time to time needs to be handled with tact...

... and it can be a no win situation. (FYI I like to tell the truth when that happens... it either means they respect me for my opinion, or they don;t come back :-)

Anyhoo... time to shut up and do some more email
MDU

**Big Dave** · 27th July 2005, 14:58

'Excuse me miss - would you like to dance?'
'No - certainly not!'
Ahh, perhaps you mis-heard me - I said 'your arse looks really big in those pants'.

(Works better with an Aussie accent.)

**Wolf** · 27th July 2005, 15:16

Originally Posted by Big Dave

'Excuse me miss - would you like to dance?'
'No - certainly not!'
Ahh, perhaps you mis-heard me - I said 'your arse looks really big in those pants'.

(Works better with an Aussie accent.)

Better not tell my brother that one, he used to get enough hidings going up to chicks and saying "here's a joke that'll make you laugh your tits off - oh, I see you've heard it already."

Your line would get him killed.

**unhingedlizard** · 27th July 2005, 15:16

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Humphf!

Well you could have at least had the decency to set me up so I could have replied.. "Why a hole in one of course"

Sigh.... (pt)

Unless they are really big.

In which case its a golf cart.

**Big Dave** · 27th July 2005, 15:22

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Humphf!

Well you could have at least had the decency to set me up so I could have replied.. "Why a hole in one of course"

Sigh.... (pt)

What am I? - Morcambe & fuckin' Wise!
Sorry, didn't see it coming - will look harder next time.

**yungatart** · 27th July 2005, 15:48

PF if you wanna show affection in public go for it (within the bounds of common decency -of course). Our 14 yo is in a band - does pub gigs etc. Gets to see lots of drunks, stoners etc ( sure puts him off doing that). Lesbian couple snogging right in front of the stage-he never even realised that they were there. Mind you, we tend to be an affectionate household anyway, so maybe he didn't notice that it was a same sex thing.
Don't ever apologise for who you are!!!

**MSTRS:Me** · 27th July 2005, 15:49

Didn't we used to talk about motorcycles & suchlike before PF joined our ranks??

**Lou Girardin** · 27th July 2005, 15:59

Originally Posted by yungatart

Lesbian couple snogging right in front of the stage-he never even realised that they were there. Mind you, we tend to be an affectionate household anyway, so maybe he didn't notice that it was a same sex thing.
!

Would you like to clarify?

**placidfemme** · 27th July 2005, 16:00

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Didn't we used to talk about motorcycles & suchlike before PF joined our ranks??

lol yeah but it's more fun now

**Paul in NZ** · 27th July 2005, 16:05

Originally Posted by Big Dave

What am I? - Morcambe & fuckin' Wise!
Sorry, didn't see it coming - will look harder next time.

No, thats the problem you are being morecombe and wise. One of us needs to be morecombe and one of us needs to be wise... Just like volleyball Some one sets it up and the other dude spikes it.

**Storm** · 27th July 2005, 16:07

I'm with her - its good to have a bit of a ramble every now and then.

**Wolf** · 27th July 2005, 16:08

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

No, thats the problem you are being morecombe and wise. One of us needs to be morecombe and one of us needs to be wise... Just like volleyball Some one sets it up and the other dude spikes it.

Are either of you even remotely wise?

**placidfemme** · 27th July 2005, 16:08

lol I'm just impressed my rant sparked a 12 page thread... thats a personal best from me hehe

**Paul in NZ** · 27th July 2005, 16:09

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Didn't we used to talk about motorcycles & suchlike before PF joined our ranks??

Nah! We used to talk about all those hot gay chicks that just needed to meet us good lookin' stud muffin guys really into leather... The motorbikes justified the leather and big mostaches (pt)

I think we are a bit too shy to bring that up anymore though... Oops!