*555

[Skiwi]

A thread to post your virtual *555 calls

To the noob in the rental car that past me in the opposite direction on the roadworks at about 100k,
I hope you enjoyed the wee present I left under your door handle while you we having your latte...you have no idea the trouble I had to go to to find a dog turd of just the right consistency, but I hope you agree it was with the trouble.

[5150]

A thread to post your virtual *555 calls

To the noob in the rental car that past me in the opposite direction on the roadworks at about 100k,
I hope you enjoyed the wee present I left under your door handle while you we having your latte...you have no idea the trouble I had to go to to find a dog turd of just the right consistency, but I hope you agree it was with the trouble.

Haha, off to a good start. Serves the fucker well. Maybe he will even mistake it for a Moro bar.....

[G4L4XY]

Did you get showered in stones?

I once followed a truck too close over roadworks and I got ownedby the stones that flicked up behind him, that shit hurts, got me right on the knuckle!

[Maha]

So....you had time to turn around, hunt for a piece of dog shit, while keeping a firm eye on the car that past you, travelling at an estimated 100 kph in the other direction, so you know where it went?...

[5150]

So....you had time to turn around, hunt for a piece of dog shit, while keeping a firm eye on the car that past you, travelling at an estimated 100 kph in the other direction, so you know where it went?...

Judging by the bikes he rides he was probably stationary... (Jokes)

[Skiwi]

So....you had time to turn around, hunt for a piece of dog shit, while keeping a firm eye on the car that past you, travelling at an estimated 100 kph in the other direction, so you know where it went?...

WTF is your problem? you've been on my ass since I joined, if I upset you so much fuck off and ignore my posts.. FFS If you think I'm going to step you through every post so you can keep up, you've got another think coming, *plonk*

[Spuds1234]

[sil3nt]

WTF is your problem? you've been on my ass since I joined, if I upset you so much fuck off and ignore my posts.. FFS If you think I'm going to step you through every post so you can keep up, you've got another think coming, *plonk*

Ask him about his suspension

[mrchips]

haha, latte & a crusty turd... should go together nicely

[Maha]

WTF is your problem? you've been on my ass since I joined, if I upset you so much fuck off and ignore my posts.. FFS If you think I'm going to step you through every post so you can keep up, you've got another think coming, *plonk*

You dont upset me, on the contrary..but if you are going to post bullshit, try and be a bit more convincing...thats all.

[SMOKEU]

WTF is your problem? you've been on my ass since I joined, if I upset you so much fuck off and ignore my posts.. FFS If you think I'm going to step you through every post so you can keep up, you've got another think coming, *plonk*

Your post count wasn't the first thing that suggested you're a KB n00b.

[Punchy]

You dont upset me, on the contrary..but if you are going to post bullshit, try and be a bit more convincing...thats all.

Thats pretty rich after your 'image is everything' thread wouldnt you say?

[Maha]

Thats pretty rich after your 'image is everything' thread wouldnt you say?

I convinced a number of people on that thread (or maybe they convinced themselves)...whats your point?

I even had to edit the 1st post...'I will spell it out for the slower traffic...IT'S A P/T'

[ducatilover]

WTF is your problem? you've been on my ass since I joined, if I upset you so much fuck off and ignore my posts.. FFS If you think I'm going to step you through every post so you can keep up, you've got another think coming, *plonk*

Want a hug sweetheart?

[Skiwi]

Want a hug sweetheart?

Sure, as long as it doesn't involve me dropping my trousers...