I've got bombs, drugs and slaves at my house

**mashman** · 22nd March 2012, 22:15

just as well they're building a new prisons... Have anything interesting at your place?

**The Lone Rider** · 22nd March 2012, 22:24

Illegal green plants in the wall. It makes great insulation.

I also have an airplane in the back yard I fly to the dairy on occasion. But it's not registered and I don't have a pilot license.

And I have some illegal dealings with gnomes who sell me tins of red paint. I can't help it if paint made from the blood of unicorns is so good.

**neels** · 22nd March 2012, 23:22

They can come and search my garage any time, as long as they bring a skip to bin all the shit I don't need anymore as they sort through it for me.

**ducatilover** · 22nd March 2012, 23:25

I have a bike without paid rego.

I'm fucked.

**cc rider** · 23rd March 2012, 02:55

I've got an echidna in the garden.
And 5 bird cages, but I've never owned a bird... don't judge

**Red39** · 23rd March 2012, 08:13

Originally Posted by mashman

just as well they're building a new prisons... Have anything interesting at your place?

Drugs, bombs and slaves? That's much more interesting and user friendly than my stuff....I'm coming round to yours

**unstuck** · 23rd March 2012, 08:17

Oh fuck.

**Woodman** · 23rd March 2012, 08:27

They gonna send the nannys in.

**Tigadee** · 23rd March 2012, 09:44

Originally Posted by mashman

Have anything interesting at your place?

Not much, but my neighbour had a helicopter, pool full of bikini women, garage fulla fast cars and wads of cash hidden in his walls...

Oh! And looks like he's invited the local law enforcement officials for a tea party too! How nice of him!

**mashman** · 23rd March 2012, 11:19

Originally Posted by cc rider

I've got an echidna in the garden.

Gesundheit... will having a dealy weapon in the garden get around the rules dyatink

Originally Posted by Red39

Drugs, bombs and slaves? That's much more interesting and user friendly than my stuff....I'm coming round to yours

Get better stuff then, coz you ain't havin mine

Originally Posted by Tigadee

Not much, but my neighbour had a helicopter, pool full of bikini women, garage fulla fast cars and wads of cash hidden in his walls...

Oh! And looks like he's invited the local law enforcement officials for a tea party too! How nice of him!

sounds like a bloody nice bloke

**gijoe1313** · 23rd March 2012, 11:23

Crikey, I have back issues from Combat & Survival and greek hoplite armour, plus a ton of Dungeons & Dragons gear, martial arts manuals and ninja books ... reckon I will be due for the profiling!

**Haggis2** · 23rd March 2012, 11:39

Originally Posted by ducatilover

I have a bike without paid rego.

I'm fucked.

The FBI will be visiting you shortly

**Zedder** · 23rd March 2012, 11:52

Talking of the FBI, that reminds me of the joke about the old arthritic Mafia guy who needs to get his garden sorted.

He visits his son in prison who says "Leave it to me" and then sends him a letter about the garden but makes it clear that he shouldn't cultivate the south east corner of their property.

The FBI then does a really good job of tilling the soil.

**Hans** · 23rd March 2012, 13:24

Don't think,
If you must think,
Don't speak,
If you must speak,
Don't write,
If you must write,
Don't sign.

If you think, speak, write and sign.
Don't be surprised.

-russian saying