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    Nannies being forced to be nanny state stooges?

    Complaints about a nanny state are nothing new – but this time it's the nannies who are complaining.

    Wellington nannies say they were told at a meeting with their agency on Tuesday night that they were now expected to log children's activities, check their employers' houses – sometimes on a daily basis – and tell parents how to improve health and safety in the home.

    If homes do not fulfil the requirements – for instance by not having televisions and bookcases bolted to the walls in case of earthquakes – the nannies say their agencies cannot accredit either them or the families they work for.

    Nannies who spoke to The Dominion Post yesterday said they were told about the Government requirements by the agency Porse.

    They believed they amounted to "overkill" and put them in the awkward position of having to tell their employers what to do.

    "I've got to go into a house and I've got to tell the parents that the TV needs to be bolted to the wall," one nanny said.

    Another said she was now expected to list and report on the activities her employer's children took part in, as well as checking safety points at the house every morning. "Most of it is common sense, but they are making us do all this other paperwork. It's just insane."



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    Would you please restrict yourself to the regulation font and colour please? ;-)

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    "When I arrived at your home this morning you had left your stilettos in the hallway, if I had walked half a meter to the right I would have tripped over them. This is a hazard that you should fix. Later I went upstairs and again just about tripped over your red g-string that you had left on the floor just outside your closet door. When I changed the sheets on your bed your purple vibrator came tumbling onto the floor. If I had shook the sheet instead of pulling it your vibrator may have sprung up and hit me in the eye. Please rectify these issues as soon as possible please otherwise my agency will not provide us with any more useless information about how to safe guard your house that has obviously come directly from ACC and ensure your children are stimulated every second of the day with pointless, messy and expensive activities."
    "On that note, at 9am Tom ate his breakfast of jam on toast, 2 pieces, which took him approximately 8 minutes and 12 seconds. After this Tom got down from the table, squatted in the corner of the lounge for approximately 13 minutes and 31 seconds and cried about not being able to watch The Wiggles as we had to remove the TV from the house because we have not gotten around to chaining it to the wall, I had to explain to Tom that the reason for this is so that it won't run away. While in the corner, Tom had a poo and when he had finished crying I changed his nappy which took me approximately 4 minutes and 45 seconds.... Unfortunatly while I was busy documenting all the hazards and every second of what Tom and I did throughout the day, Tom fell into the bath that you had left the water in from your bath last night and drowned as I was not watching him and he couldn't watch The Wiggles while I spent an hour writing this all down. So sorry about that. Please contact my agency to enquire what they recommend you do next. Sincerely your Nanny".

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    Dont use a nanny, look after your own kids.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzspokes View Post
    Dont use a nanny, look after your own kids.....

    Just sayin.....
    I hear you. Never did quite get the whole nanny thing; I always thought only rich people had them. Or the aristocracy. Or Hollywood types.
    As I'm none of those things it all evaded me. Nevertheless, with governments wanting to control more and more of what we do, it wouldn't surprise me if they offered free nannies simply in order to collate data on us potentially law-breaking citizens who can't be trusted to look after our children and run our households appropriately...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Would you please restrict yourself to the regulation font and colour please? ;-)
    Sorry, it was cut and pasted from the interdweeb and I wanted a demarcation between the quote and my response. It didn't occur to me to label it or use speech marks. Besides, the colour is so pretty!

    p.s. I should also have multi quoted, but I'm feeling rebellious atm.
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    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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