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    Blonde chick explains MPH.

    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Knickers drop faster than pennies!
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    I think she's the kind of person I dislike.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    haha that can't be real surely, shes not nearly pretty enough to be that thick.

    God has quite the sense of humour huh

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    Making fun of your wife (with pictures even) on the Internet - classy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    Making fun of your wife (with pictures even) on the Internet - classy.
    This guy's sex life is sooooooooooo over

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    Some cars' tyres turn faster than others. It depends on if it's a stick or an automatic

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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    This guy's sex life is sooooooooooo over
    Probably his marriage is as well.

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    I would gag that chick with my cock just for her to shut the fuck up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I would gag that chick with my cock just for her to shut the fuck up.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Showed this clip to my wife, she didnt understand how to work it out either. She,s not even blonde.Maybe she will believe that spoof is good for you and she should drink as much as possible.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Simple calculation... or is it?

    I hope that this is a troll... otherwise how could you stand being around such a special lady! Looks can only help so much


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    lemme guess without watching it... how long will it take to travel 80 miles travelling at 80mph? tis funny
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