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    Quote Originally Posted by merv View Post
    - "gasoline started to vibrate out of the tank"
    I lost the gas cap off my 883 race bike at Puke years ago. A combo of the vibration and the venturi effect had the fucking thing filling my eyes with fuel. Not nice. Had to ride down the straights with my clutch hand covering the top.

    For race two I taped it on. Three laps in my eyes started to sting again. Thought I must've been losing my mind. But no...this time the front brake master cyl cap had vibrated loose and brake fluid was being blown into my eyes. Nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    I lost the gas cap off my 883 race bike at Puke years ago. A combo of the vibration and the venturi effect had the fucking thing filling my eyes with fuel. Not nice. Had to ride down the straights with my clutch hand covering the top.

    For race two I taped it on. Three laps in my eyes started to sting again. Thought I must've been losing my mind. But no...this time the front brake master cyl cap had vibrated loose and brake fluid was being blown into my eyes. Nice.
    Lucky your not blind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Lucky your not blind.
    Yeah my poor eyes have had a hiding over the years. Being a mechanic years ago...you sure do get to spray some nasty things in your eyes! Let alone some of the things I've SEEN over the years...

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    Saving damn HEATHENS since ages ago.http://www.covenantconfirmers.org/index.html
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Saving damn HEATHENS since ages ago.http://www.covenantconfirmers.org/index.html
    OK SERIOUSLY - WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HIS MOUTH!!!!!!!!

    Looks like the jokers retarded cousin.
    Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    OK SERIOUSLY - WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HIS MOUTH!!!!!!!!

    Looks like the jokers retarded cousin.
    Gang fights by the sounds of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Also what the fuck was up with the pastors mouth????
    Obviously related to Machete...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Yeah my poor eyes have had a hiding over the years. Being a mechanic years ago...you sure do get to spray some nasty things in your eyes! Let alone some of the things I've SEEN over the years...
    Not to mention all of the

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonu View Post
    Not to mention all of the
    That's a fallacy mate. If it were true, I'd be legally blind by now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    That's a fallacy mate. If it were true, I'd be legally blind by now.
    I thought you'd already blamed the petrol in your eyes for your blindness!
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