Squids

[Matariki]

Chances are you know who and what I'm talking about, for those that don't, watch this.



This thread is dedicated to their stupidity. Post videos, photos or articles of squids in action for our face palming pleasure.

I hope this thread will make you think twice before riding your motorcycle (especially for those that are new to riding, so you don't end up like me).

[ducatilover]

I had a squid moment today Cost me a bike too. What a bum....
Keep it safe out there.

[short-circuit]

Harden up bitches

[Mom]

I am more buff than that dude I ride better than him too

[Bikemad]

farkin funny.......cheers .........but surely a piss take................i cant believe such an absolute wanker like that really exists...............

[nathanwhite]

farkin funny.......cheers .........but surely a piss take................i cant believe such an absolute wanker like that really exists...............

Clearly you have never been to america.

Now neither have I, but there is so many stories of stupidity coming out of there that some have to be that stupid

[avgas]

I am more buff than that dude I ride better than him too

I dunno. He had pretty big tits.
Show us yours to prove it.

[avgas]

farkin funny.......cheers .........but surely a piss take................i cant believe such an absolute wanker like that really exists...............

They don't seem to have enough walls or trees in the US apparently.

[Laava]

This is the same guy. No wonder he is intimidated by women.
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/off...personId=57147

[Matariki]

Harden up bitches

[Matariki]

This is the same guy. No wonder he is intimidated by women.
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/off...personId=57147

This man has issues, then again if I was as short as him I would too.

[Matariki]

Squids without brains.

[blackdog]

This is the same guy. No wonder he is intimidated by women.
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/off...personId=57147

How on earth did you know that?

[blackdog]

Squids without brains.

Thank you hotkebab, a good watch!

This for the uninformed...

1. Squid

A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'

We were suddenly passed by a chromed out R1 and then when we rounded the bend, we saw the squid wrapped around a tree, he'd probably be alive if he was wearing a helmet.


An extremely rare animal with a short lifespan. Usually a new sport bike enthusiast with the reasoning of a lunatic, whom you might see thrashing on an R1 wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee.
When found lying motionless on the pavement, this creature transforms itself into a stream of blood, exposed flesh, and broken limbs. Hence the squid moniker.

Stupid
Quick
Underdressed
Imminently
Dead

[Berries]

Sounds great. Where do I join?