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Thread: I don't see any Storks

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    Basicly says,
    Hier siehst du ein Baby. – Here you see a baby.
    Wei฿t du, wie es auf die Welt gekommen ist? – Do you know how it has come the world?

    Hier siehst du Vater und Mutter. – Here, you see father and mother.
    Sie haben ein Baby miteinander bekommen. – ‘They had a baby with each other.’

    I dont think im following this thread?

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    Oh no I see now,
    you click the image..
    Oh dare..

    So there are such places where uptight PC cunts dont exist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake View Post
    I dont think im following this thread?
    The kiwi version is:

    Where did you come from?
    Well here's mummy and daddy
    They love each other very much
    But mummy smoked too much P and had a gang bang with the neighbours
    Daddy was sad and gave mummy the bash and is now in prison
    And then a nice stork dropped you on the doorstep

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    That book would certainly pass New Zealand censorship laws - but they would make it R18.
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    That's scarred me for life.

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    He has a really small dick.

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    I like how the doctor had his little orange hammer ready, just incase it was a black baby.

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    I wonder whether the artist had clear ideas about sex... Text is somewhat vague
    "... That's the last potato I'll ever dig" (E. Rutherford)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    He has a really small dick.
    LOL
    "... That's the last potato I'll ever dig" (E. Rutherford)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake View Post
    Basicly says,
    Hier siehst du ein Baby. – Here you see a baby.
    Wei฿t du, wie es auf die Welt gekommen ist? – Do you know how it has come the world?

    Hier siehst du Vater und Mutter. – Here, you see father and mother.
    Sie haben ein Baby miteinander bekommen. – ‘They had a baby with each other.’

    I dont think im following this thread?
    sprachst du deutsch oder nutzt du google translate oder etwas so endlich?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    That book would certainly pass New Zealand censorship laws - but they would make it R18.
    When my son was very little, he had just such a book - NZ published etc. Don't think it was R18..?
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    When my son was very little, he had just such a book....
    ....until all the pages got stuck together, after which we threw it away

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    Quote Originally Posted by short-circuit View Post
    ....until all the pages got stuck together, after which we threw it away


    i think the book was gone well before he got to that stage...
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    Ws it called "where did i come from?"

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