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    Quote Originally Posted by Newbi View Post
    I love that I ride a bike with the same name as a pleasure device, and to think they both go between my legs and give me pleasure
    I can't argue with that logic ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    I can't argue with that logic ...
    Yes, but what do you call a cock riding a dildo? Hmmm?
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    You really should masturbate more often.
    Why? Let 'em drown in it.
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    This from one ... when after buying a suzuki ... proceeds to replace most of the parts of it ... We always knew parts quality on suzukis weren't that good. You have confirmed it ...
    "we" ? BullshitThe fact you can type with those feet is a miracle,i refuse to believe theres more like you.
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Yes, but what do you call a cock riding a dildo? Hmmm?
    Answer : JAMES DEUCE
    Doesn't play well with others!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Stoney's still here. Nek minnit...
    It's the booze dude. Makes fuckwits dumber.
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Were the jokes funnier in the old days? Cause if this is the best you can do no wonder you think KB is shit currently
    "I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it." -- Erwin Schrodinger talking about quantum mechanics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newbi View Post
    I like the connotations, thanks very much.
    If only you had waited, Yamaha are releasing a 660 buttplug for 2013.
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    "we" ? BullshitThe fact you can type with those feet is a miracle,i refuse to believe theres more like you.
    Now now stop it. This is a thread for debating which bike brand is best.

    This is a genuine enquiry...where's the soul? Are people not really catching up or have they moved to other channels, has the funny bone died or perhaps turned off by online dramas... Hmm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    Were the jokes funnier in the old days? Cause if this is the best you can do no wonder you think KB is shit currently
    No this IS weak - none of the old crew around it would seem

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    "we" ? BullshitThe fact you can type with those feet is a miracle,i refuse to believe theres more like you.
    I type wih my hands ..... the six fingers (on each hand) can make it pretty quick too ...

    Refuse to believe .. thats the suzuki motto isn't it ... ???
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newbi View Post
    Answer : JAMES DEUCE
    Gosh! Your Mum gets better as the night goes on. She could write for 7 Days!
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    Were the jokes funnier in the old days? Cause if this is the best you can do no wonder you think KB is shit currently
    Aren't you supposed to be keeping a box warm?
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    where's the soul?
    Suck my cock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Gosh! Your Mum gets better as the night goes on. She could write for 7 Days!
    What ever ya reckon, but if ya knew my mum, you wouldn't say that
    Doesn't play well with others!

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