Any old time shit stirrers left?

[Newbi]

How come you're not in the kitchen?

Because i've been on my knees giving head

[Drew]

Because i've been on my knees giving head

Excuse acceptable. Carry on.

[mashman]

Because i've been on my knees giving head

did you mop up afterwards or were you a good catholic about it?

[Newbi]

did you mop up afterwards or were you a good catholic about it?

I like it when it's let go on my face and drips down onto my tits

[mashman]

I like it when it's let go on my face and drips down onto my tits

as long as it's not on the floor, it ruins the grouting.

[Newbi]

as long as it's not on the floor, it ruins the grouting.

Well ya wouldn't want that to happen now would ya

[mashman]

Well ya wouldn't want that to happen now would ya

absolutely not, if water gets in there the tile could lift and you might find yourself with a stubbed toe and a black eye.

[Newbi]

absolutely not, if water gets in there the tile could lift and you might find yourself with a stubbed toe and a black eye.

Or you could just forget to wipe it up and slip on it and crack ya fucken head open

[mashman]

Or you could just forget to wipe it up and slip on it and crack ya fucken head open

I'd be wondering why the floor was wet in the first place, especially if you weren't in the kitchen

[Madness]

Always practice safe sex.

[blackdog]

Because i've been on my knees giving head

To a man or woman?

[tigertim20]

I'd be wondering why the floor was wet in the first place, especially if you weren't in the kitchen

because she got excited while on her knees?

[blackdog]

Man will not be happy until the kitchen floor is mopped. Forget about the head. Mop more.

[mashman]

because she got excited while on her knees?

Very fair point...

Man will not be happy until the kitchen floor is mopped. Forget about the head. Mop more.

WTF is wrong with you? You need beer.

[blackdog]

Very fair point...



WTF is wrong with you? You need beer.

I need hallucenigenics. Not sure even they would work.