Cop vs Girl

**v.ros`** · 27th July 2005, 14:56

Cop vs Girl

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on

her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety

violation.

The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of

it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there

sir.

Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said,

"Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

**Waylander** · 27th July 2005, 15:03

Some green for you lol

**Sniper** · 27th July 2005, 15:05

Beautiful mate, beautiful!!!!

**v.ros`** · 27th July 2005, 15:11

omg thanx boys for the bling bling.... now im on three dots...

*feels proud*

**Storm** · 27th July 2005, 16:22

would bling you but already did for the chinese stuff. Good efort though

**feistyredhead** · 4th August 2005, 11:18

There was a city cop on his horse waiting to cross the street
when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little boy said, "He sure did!" The cop looked the
bike over and handed the boy a $20.00 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of
it."
The young boy looked up at the cop and said "Nice horse you got
there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?:" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the
cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse not on top."

**homer** · 6th December 2007, 21:54

little jonnys out on his bike
stops down the road and a cop on his horse comes along ,
Hey there jonny looks like someone got something special for xmas ,
jonny replies , yep
cop says ,father christmas get you a new bike .
jonny says ,yep
cop says well you ll have to look after that jonny
jonny half one eye shut says , did father christmas get you a new horse
cop says , yep jonny he sure did
jonny thinks a second or 2
Says to the cop
well next time your talking to father christmas can you tell him to put the dick under the horse instead of on top .

**Swoop** · 1st June 2010, 11:33

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'

'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5.00 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad , and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!'

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!'

The little girl looked up at the cop and said:

'Next year tell Santa The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!!