Kaitoke Bucket Racing North Island Series Round 4

[Skunk]

Saturday 7 to Sunday 8 Apr 2012

Gate opens at 8am Saturday and 9am Sunday. Depending on how I feel.

Kaitoke Kart Track, Upper Hutt. Practice and Qualifying from 9am on the Saturday main races Sunday. Be there early as you will hold up the racing if we're still signing you in. We'll let everyone know who held things up at riders briefing...

Three points races per class, A-Grade 10 Lap, 20 Lap, 30 Lap each meeting. B-grade Laps by negotiation and/or bribery. C-grade if there is demand and bribery.

And plenty of fun/practice/reverse grids/whatever races.

Points as per the MNZ Miniature Road Race rules.

Bikes to conform to MNZ noise and tech specs. Bikes to fully conform to nylon track protection as expected and well known by all. (If not ask eh!)

Race numbers MUST be easy to read on the front and rear tail piece. We prefer two digits if possible

Entry fee $30 per day. The Entry Form is here. You can download, fill in, save and email this PDF back to us.
Email it to Race Entry.

[Dutchee]

Saturday 7 to Sunday 8 Apr 2012

Kaitoke Kart Track, Upper Hutt. Practice and Qualifying from 9am on the Saturday main races Sunday. Be there early as you will hold up the racing if we're still signing you in. We'll let everyone know who held things up at riders briefing...

Three points races per class, A-Grade 10 Lap, 20 Lap, 30 Lap each meeting. B-grade Laps by negotiation and/or bribery. C-grade if there is demand and bribery.

And plenty of fun/practice/reverse grids/whatever races.

Points as per the MNZ Miniature Road Race rules.

Bikes to conform to MNZ noise and tech specs. Bikes to fully conform to nylon track protection as expected and well known by all. (If not ask eh!)

Race numbers MUST be easy to read on the front and rear tail piece. We prefer two digits if possible

Entry fee $30 per day. The Entry Form is here. You can download, fill in, save and email this PDF back to us.
Email it to Race Entry.

How much you expecting as a bribe for C grade? Monies, chocolate, alcomohol, bike parts delivered???? (wow, I behaved then). Buy you dinner at the P&J as you didn't even turn up last year and we wanted to buy you a beer or two and/or dinner. See, I was insulted, I remember still, and there's been plenty of alcomohol since then. (and yes, that's an invite for Lee/Leigh/your wife as well, as I don't believe she exists now - funny, can't hassle Clive about his wife, whose name I have forgotten now that I've finally met her, oops, sorry Mrs Clive).

And um, just quietly, what TIME are we meant to turn up??????????????????????? Form's sent down already, I think.

[F5 Dave]

Bwahahaha! my piston showed up.

[Henk]

That would be the 137cc piston yes?

[hmurphy]

Yeah I called up NZ Post for you bro. I told them to hurry it up. All I ask for in return from you is a go on one of these two stroke thingy majingies.

[F5 Dave]

That would be the 137cc piston yes?

144 like the cheat MX bikes.

Hamish you know the rules. First you have to own at least two 2-strokes. Then recant the 4 stroke cycle as a legitimate form of internal combustion engine.

And then there is the initiation ceremony.

[Str8 Jacket]

And then there is the initiation ceremony.

I've had a few of those!

[F5 Dave]

Honey, what goes on in the privacy of your bedroom between two consenting adults is no subject for conversation on the internet. Oops I've given away part of the initiation ceremony. But its not two people. Or humans necessarily.

[Dutchee]

144 like the cheat MX bikes.

Hamish you know the rules. First you have to own at least two 2-strokes. Then recant the 4 stroke cycle as a legitimate form of internal combustion engine.

And then there is the initiation ceremony.

Can do the first part - KDX200 & Aprilia RS250, so giz a go then matey I'll let you ride my FXR100/150 if you do bwahahaha

[Bert]

Bwahahaha! my piston showed up.

WTF you must have got mine....
should never have trusted the United States Postal Service...

[Henk]

And now on to important matters. Will the bar be open on Saturday at the track or should we bring our own?

[Skunk]

And um, just quietly, what TIME are we meant to turn up?

Not telling. And if you're late you get less laps. Didn't you see it?

[Skunk]

And now on to important matters. Will the bar be open on Saturday at the track or should we bring our own?

I'll check. OK, I checked. There will be some at the track AFTER the racing. Then to the P&J.

[Henk]

Not telling. And if you're late you get less laps.

I'll check. OK, I checked. There will be some at the track AFTER the racing. Then to the P&J.

You mean we can't spend the time from 5am waiting for you to turn up building up our courage?

[Dutchee]

Not telling. And if you're late you get less laps.

This is starting to sound betterer and betterer and soon will be besterest - 4pm turn up for drinks and screw the racing? Ah, the competitive side of me is definitely starting to make a bid for freedom.