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    Smile Riddle me this!

    An easy one to start.

    What is greater than God
    More Evil than the Devil
    The poor have it
    The rich need it
    And if you eat it you'll die??
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    Time.....................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Newbi View Post
    An easy one to start.

    What is greater than God
    More Evil than the Devil
    The poor have it
    The rich need it
    And if you eat it you'll die??
    nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Time.....................
    How the fuck do you eat a clock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    How the fuck do you eat a clock?
    Yeah. If it's got hands and a face on it, it's a clock.
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    What caused his death?

    John Doe occupied a chair of applied electonics in one of the leading government institutions.
    He was held to the post by the closet of ties and his death came as a real shock....

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    What caused his death?

    John Doe occupied a chair of applied electonics in one of the leading government institutions.
    He was held to the post by the closet of ties and his death came as a real shock....
    electric chair, or electrocution

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    What caused his death?

    John Doe occupied a chair of applied electonics in one of the leading government institutions.
    He was held to the post by the closet of ties and his death came as a real shock....
    He was electrocuted, strapped to the electric chair in jail...
    You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneofsix View Post
    electric chair, or electrocution
    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    He was electrocuted, strapped to the electric chair in jail...
    No.....um, I mean....yes.

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    Smile

    Stop fucken cheating, and post another riddle, Jeeze buzzkills
    Doesn't play well with others!

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    What's the difference between a duck?
    You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
    Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    What's the difference between a duck?
    Nothing, they both leak?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    How the fuck do you eat a clock?
    Ironically enough time continues even after the batteries stop. Its a secret they don't let you village folk know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Nothing, they both leak?
    One of its legs is both the same...
    You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
    Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!

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