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    Tobacco seeds, dope seeds and suntan oil. When do we leave.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    A PC with inbuilt satellite connection, dope seeds, and a woman with multiple personality disorder.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    My dog, a fishing rod and a self replenishing keg of Kronenbourg.

    I have a handful keeping up with a woman with one personaility, so I'm leaving her behind.
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Dotcom's mansion, a racetrack and a racebike with unlimited spares etc...
    Rest in peace Tony - you will be missed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    My dog, a fishing rod and a self replenishing keg of Kronenbourg.

    I have a handful keeping up with a woman with one personaility, so I'm leaving her behind.
    Why are you taking the dog instead of the wife? Like it woof do ya
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    A PC with inbuilt satellite connection, dope seeds, and a woman with multiple personality disorder.
    Hahaha - great idea. As long as she doesn't do too much of the psycho bitch one.

    Can't bling ya again just now - "you must blah blah blah..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Why are you taking the dog instead of the wife? Like it woof do ya
    Dumb question.

    The dog doesn't talk.
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    A yacht, a bimbo, and a stash.

    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    a woman with multiple personality disorder.
    You mean a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Dumb question.

    The dog doesn't talk.
    You coulda taken a woman without a voicebox stoopid

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    You mean a woman.
    I was waiting for that
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    A couple of pounds of sinsemilia, a big box of Zig Zag papers and some lighters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    A couple of pounds of sinsemilia, a big box of Zig Zag papers and some lighters.
    So what are ya gonna do after the first weekend?
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    So what are ya gonna do after the first weekend?
    I have been known to pace myself. Occasionally.

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    Anything that stops stupid "3 things" questions.
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    A fat sack of smoke, a bong and a lighter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    A fat sack of smoke, a bong and a lighter.
    Sea water?

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