10 Nice Things about Metrosexual Motorcyclists
1. A metrosexual motorcyclist will watch with rapt attention as you take off your helmet and shake out your hair.
2. A metrosexual motorcyclist will understand if you've dropped your new bike. (he's done the same thing himself)
3. A metrosexual motorcyclist will loan you his best toenail polish colour, and provide proper remover after it chips.
4. A metrosexual motorcyclist gently untwists your scarf when it tangles into your hair and necklace fastener, and knows why it hurts.
5. Metrosexuals are always warm. Always and everywhere. Except at the Cold Kiwi Rally, when they might wear a beanie.
6. Metrosexuals are sophisticated and tolerant, and will enjoy Life's rich tapestry right along beside you.
7. A Metrosexual motorcyclist will lube your chain and eyeball your petrol levels and check your WOF and Rego and wheel your bike out of the garage and carry out the rackpack without being hinted at or asked or told.
8. Metrosexual motorcyclists are inspiring to ride with, and do their
macho-show-off thing with gleeful, uninhibited flair.
9. Metrosexual motorcyclists are creative and sexy - they walk the walk and they talk the talk. (their tattoo will command interest)
10 A metrosexual motorcyclist will enjoy women riders company, respect their perspective if it is different from their own, and love provoking a reaction !
To all you guys out there who are right alongside your women riders, HERE'S a great big MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR - HUGZ and
Everything is always okay in the end.
If it's not, then it's not The End.
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