Bad Biff - Down Boy

[Lias]

Hrmm wonder where all the animal lovers from the other thread have gone.. Surprised they arnt here screaming animal cruelty and such lol.

Twas only a dog, good job biff.

[Sniper]

Good work Biff!!!

[Lou Girardin]

Do bulldogs look the way they do through chasing parked cars?

[bugjuice]

I hate dogs doing that. It'll soon learn that it'll find the boot if it keeps doing it.

Really don't know why dogs do that tho. I had a boxer dog. Bloody smart for a dog, and a great personality. I used to work on a farm at weekends while I was at school, and the dog would insist on biting the tractor tyres as I try to drive!!!! No matter what, he'd always have a go..

One time (a little off-beat, but impressive), at band camp. oh wait, wrong story. This one time he was tied to a hook that was in the wall at the stables via a chain, and a nice fashionable thick leather collar. He saw a dog that he's got it in for, so at full pelt, he ran from just under the anchor point, and went for this dog a couple of hundred meters away. The chain got tight all of a sudden. There's me, waiting for the 8.9pt summersault. It never happened. And he never stopped. He ripped the expensive thick leather collar and kept going.. Kinda stund at this, I forgot to leg it after him to stop hiim making this dog into dinner.. He had a good go, but we managed to get there in time

[vifferman]

I have a theory that dogs bark at and chase bikes because of the black voodoo mojo magic that keeps the bikes from falling over while riding along. OUr dog used to get very excited about bicycles (but then he was small and stupid, and probably hadn't worked hio way up to motorbikes).
I think they especially hate the KakeMixaaahhh because of the demonic whining sound it makes. Almost every time I go past a dog, it rushes at me. Gives me no end of satisfaction when DogOnARope sprints towards the bike, only to abruptly reach the end of its tether, nearly ripping its head off. Some small yappy DustPuppy/RatDog/FurBall tried to leap off the curb at me this morning. I was very tempted to stop next to it and see what it wanted; perhaps it wanted to chew on my boot?

[Devil]

Really don't know why dogs do that tho. I had a boxer dog. Bloody smart for a dog, and a great personality. I used to work on a farm at weekends while I was at school, and the dog would insist on biting the tractor tyres as I try to drive!!!! No matter what, he'd always have a go..

uhm. I think the boxer scored as one of the least intelligent breeds of dogs

Theres a couple of dogs in our street and they're occasionally left unrestrained so they've had a dive at the bike a couple of times. If it happens again they'll be getting the boot.

[ManDownUnder]

Hrmm wonder where all the animal lovers from the other thread have gone.. Surprised they arnt here screaming animal cruelty and such lol.

Twas only a dog, good job biff.

Good call Lias - but I just logged in.

Biff... Sorry chap I can't agree with you on this one. It's not at the extremes of hacking the head off a live kitten, or burning cats... but y'know - sounds like you could have done the poor little bugger an injury.



MDU

[ManDownUnder]

IOne time (a little off-beat, but impressive), at band camp. oh wait, wrong story.

... and yet strangely - this is the bit of the whole post that got my attention.

blah blah blah... band camp story - blah blah blah

c'mon - spill.. if it was anything like the bands in the Naki... well...

[MSTRS:Me]

Biff. Said dog's little legs whirling around as it ran towards you - you could be forgiven for thinking it was a windmill. Carry a javelin.
Edit - I mean lance. No no, not you Lance. Note the little 'l'. Sheesh. Some people.

[vifferman]

Hrmm wonder where all the animal lovers from the other thread have gone.. Surprised they arnt here screaming animal cruelty and such lol.

Why? :spudwhat:
It would be more cruel to NOT discourage him from this habit and have him get run over.

Heh. I worked with this guy (let's call him Mad Pete, because he was called Pete, and he was a bit weird. We can't call him Crazy Pete, because that's my son's name). This was on The Farm, back when I was a professional sheep shagger. He had a dog that used to bite the wheels of whatever he was riding on - usually the farmbike, but occasionally the tractor. Of course, being run over a few times (probably when his canines got caught in the tyre treads) didn't dissuade him - he took this job seriously.
Before TyreBiter (can't remember his real name - probably summat like Woof, or Arrrg) was shot for deciding sheep were just woolly tyres and biting them too, Mad Pete got a pup and started training it it up to be a SheepWrangler. Unfortunately. TyreBiter/Woof/Arg also started training DeputySheepWrangler too, so he carried on the fine tradition of biting tyres.

There were other DogsOfCharacter: there was Wag, who ate a big piece of the seat of my bike before I inherited it from Wag's owner; there was Don, who took a dislike to the vet for some reason, and every time he visited, used to do stuff like piss on his leg, leap on the bonnet of his car, etc. There was Lou's dog (can't remember his name - let's call him Ramrod, although EweRogerer would be more appropriate). He was old, deaf, and PastHisPrime. Penning up sheep in the yards or shearing shed must've got him all fired up.
"Hey Lou - yer dog's rooting the sheep again!!"
"Ah leave the poor old bugger alone! It's about the only bit of fun he gets these days!"

[bugjuice]

uhm. I think the boxer scored as one of the least intelligent breeds of dogs

Theres a couple of dogs in our street and they're occasionally left unrestrained so they've had a dive at the bike a couple of times. If it happens again they'll be getting the boot.

you take that back!

[Sniper]

Dogs are intelligent execpt when the Imustchaseeverythingontwowheelstoprovesomething part of their brain kicks in, then they are morons!

[Deano]

Hrmm wonder where all the animal lovers from the other thread have gone.. Surprised they arnt here screaming animal cruelty and such lol.

Twas only a dog, good job biff.

Here's one animal lover.

I hope the 8-10 metres was a bit exaggerated - sure the dogs needs to be taught a lesson but.........

where the hell is the owner ? He should be the one getting the biff from you Biff.

There are no bad dogs, just bad owners.

And LiasTZ - I don't know why you give more of a stuff about people than animals - people are the ones screwing up the world.

[Oscar]

I like dogs.
I have a dog - a Golden Retriever.

But good on ya Biff, the little rat had it coming....

[NordieBoy]

And some are so thick they aspire to be morons.

A friends golden lab would sit on the back seat and roll to the outside every corner...

Never got the hang of the "balance" thing.